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 Dog Walk: A Memoir by Vivian DeSoto
A short story about walking my dog..
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Dollar Turk by Dave LeGates
Friday night torment at the Dollar Store..
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Don't Feed The Birds by Melissa Mendelson
Don't feed the vultures that circle around you...
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Don't Flush (Excerpt from The Frankfurt Files) by David Conte
Excerpt from The Frankfurt Files..
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Don't Flush Me. by Richard Kallao
funny.original idea and story..........
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Don't Let it go to your Thighs! by Beverly Mahone
A Thanksgiving spread leads to another less welcome spread for middle age women..
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Don't Make a Crazy Person Angry by Quincey Burkhalter
........."You know Jesus smoked pot?" And she looks completely Goddamn serious when she says it. O.K., what she said should have sent me running for the hills, but instead I laugh. I nearly split a gut laughing. Then, I realize; nobody else shares my hysterics. My girlfriend, Gilda, sits by her moth..
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Don't Miss Your Kids. ... by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
A mother thinks that she won't miss her kids when they leave for college, but lately, she has been having other ideas...
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Don't Stand Up it's only me by Savage Grace
A comic reflection on social rejection..
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Don't Tell Me!! by Walt Hardester
A confession..
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Donald Doesn't Drive by J.A. Aarntzen
After being bit by a dog, Donald decides to sue the animal's owners. As he goes through all the legal loops involved in getting his suit in action, Donald is met with fiasco after fiasco.
"Donald Doesn't Drive" can also be found at NiceStories.Com..
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DONNA’S DO’S & DON’TS by Donna Chandler
Some of these are original. Some were handed down to me from my mother and some I ran across in other places and liked them. I hope to include a few new ones in each new book that I publish...
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Down Home by Bud Crawford
Just one of our Great Ideas that didn't go quite as we had planned..
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Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde. by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
A boy writes about two men in his neighborhood...
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Dream 455 by Amor Sabor
Surreal short story..
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Dream On by Randy Rogers
It's cornbread and it's terminal..
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Dreaming Bodies by Austen Brauker
Turd, short for turtle, is confronted by a giant swiss cake roll who plays psychological games with the rotund Ottawa Indian from Michigan...
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Downstairs by Jacob Taylor
This conversation is part of a group of short stories that are meant to make the reader smile or ponder. This story in particular is dedicated to the magnificent team of heart surgeons and their staff who took care of my ailing heart just a few days ago. To them, the Miami VA Healthcare System, I w..
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Driving me Crazy by Richard Kallao
original..
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Duped-Net - 'Undercover Blues' by Terry Vinson
Sergeant Munday and his partner, Officer Bill Melater, go undercover as a pair of washed-up 'Rock 'n Rollers'. Part 'Dragnet', part 'Naked Gun', ALL lunacy. ..
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Duped-Net 2010: THE INTERROGATION by Terry Vinson
Bungling flatfoots Sergeant Jake Munday and his partner, Officer Bill Melater, are called back to the mean streets of Testicle Flats, Texas to solve a series of fried chicken related thefts…..
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Duped-Net, Episode I -'The Big Brawl' by Terry Vinson
In a comedic homage to the classic '60's TV cop series, two by-the-book yet slightly warped 'flat-foots' protect and serve as best they know how....'Just the Facts, M'am'..... ..
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Dust by Charles Blackstone
The story of what happens when your girlfriend vanishes mysteriously one night leaving behind only an index card filled with scribbled German...
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Dys-is-Fun Family Memories by Nan Loyd
Putting the "fun" back in dysfunctional!..
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Dystopia by Sonny Meadows
An android searches for, and finds, the latest in 'droid peripheral technology- the love chip...
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Early Retirement? Ha, Ha! by Jacob Taylor
This conversation is part of a group of humorous short stories that are meant to make the reader smile. Some are ironic in nature and perhaps a bit sarcastic, but definitely well intended and very apropos to our times...
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Earth Mission well nigh impossible by Gillian Stokes
EARTH MISSION WELL NIGH IMPOSSIBLE
Synopsis: Fles and Illig two inter galactic alien researchers, sent down to Earth to find out what makes men tick. They have never before been let out of the research room of their planet, and are being used as a last resort because all the alien field age..
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Earth-Shattering Chat With the Pelvis by Randall Barfield
Then I had trouble deleting the chat box, which was strange...It had.....
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Easter Island Sorta by Eugene Williams
Excerpt from "Uncommon Notions" one of seven short stories. Easter Island Sorta is about a man searching for Easter Island without ever leaving Cleveland in the end he finds it and himself through this adventure...
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Eddy Burnt By Harlan Medlam's Lucky Happy Birthday by Jerry Engler
This is a spring clean-up day story featuring a favorite character a critic called Jerry Engler's elderly Tom Sawyer, the one and only Harlan Medlam on his lucky happy birthday.
Harlan helped boost comparisons of me to O. Henry, Garrison Keillor and Mark Twain. He does OK on his own as a Google..
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Edwin Drood; A Comic Conclusion in the Dickensian Spirit by John Howard Reid
"The Mystery of Edwin Drood" comes to a comic conclusion. One of the prose pieces from my latest anthology, "A PACKET OF DREAMS", this pastiche even includes a chapter written by the great Charles Dickens himself...
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Eight Surefire Ways to Tell You're a Jewish Mother by MORGAN ST. JAMES
Ever wonder what makes a Jewish mother tick? This little short story tells all. Amazon Shorts...
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Einstein, Mis-Statements and Amusements-2 by Lonnie Hicks
Science Can Be Very Very Funny (All statements below are sincerely factitious) ..
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El mejor amigo by Jacob Taylor
Esta conversación (disponible también en inglés) forma parte de un grupo de cuentos humorísticos breves cuya intención es lograr que el lector sonría. Su naturaleza es irónica y tal vez un tanto cuanto sarcástica, pero definitivamente tienen una buena intención y varios vienen muy a propósito de nue..
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El Mexnophobia by Eugene Williams
Coming to grips with the new neighbors and a crazy phobia like you've never seen before. Funny story about getting to know we are all the same just a little different...
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Elder Rap Song by Keith John Paul Horcasitas
Gerontology, Seniors, Rap Song, Catholic Charities..
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Elevator Etiquette and Social Structure by Rodd Jokre
Thought up: 5.21.04 - 5:40pm
Written: 6.7.04 - 2:27 pm
#31
(With brainstorming help from Laura Callahan)..
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Elusive Inheirtance by Bob Brown
Daddy dies and forces his children to go on a treasure hunt for their inheirtance...
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Elvis Has Left the Bathroom by Bonnie Mercure
Dead rock stars hang out in gas station
bathrooms in the hopes of finding a
decent accountant. Yes, even in the after life you can't escape the IRS.
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Elvis-The-Pelvis. by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
A young boy is embarrassed to have an Elvis Presley impersonator as a father. And he is apparently not a very good one...
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Embarrasing Moment by J-me by Mark Brown
How my mother handled her embarrassing moment..
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Embarrassing Moments by John Maberry
Knocking your neighbor's door can sometimes be too revealing...
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Encounter at the Airport by Buster Hymen
A woman asks a man for a cigarette. Sparks fly...
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English by Jacob Taylor
This conversation is part of a group of humorous short stories that are meant to make the reader smile. Some are ironic in nature and perhaps a bit sarcastic, but definitely well intended and very apropos to our times...
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English as a Second Language by David Norris
As a child I had trouble with the Kings English which to my amazement I found was not my first language...
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English as sure is spoke! by Miller Caldwell
We understand each other, most of the time.........
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ERNST THAKELWAITES 15 MINUTES of FAME by John Townsend
What drives some of us is a mystery unto itself, one could say it is belief in oneself, none was more true than that of Ernst Thakelwaite...
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Escape by Joe Sargent
What goes on behind closed doors is not always what you think...
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Euceless Laughs, Y O U Laugh {Capice?} by Phyllis Jean Green
Just posted this as a blog. To put it in Eucelessese, I ain sure what the {expletives deleted} it is! Medical 'advice' {sic} is included. Continue at your own risk!
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Ever Wonder about ..... Weiners? by Richard Kirsch
Wasted weiner water --- there has to be a better way!..
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