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 Ed Matlack
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Not so young at heart,

Mostly actually an old fart,

A pain in the ass I’ve been from the start,

Rufuz & I are mostly never are apart…J

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Every now & again, high I do get,

That is when everything I tend to forget,

I love that commercial about the egg being the brain,

Then cooking it is supposed to be the brain on drugs,

I have to wonder though, where the grease does drain…J

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I try to be most of the time somewhat humorous,

It makes me feel good to know others are laughing,

Either with me or at me does not matter,

I kinda enjoy being as looney as the mad hatter…J

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So, in your travels throughout my little den,

Some poems and writes you will find that may sound of Zen,

Others you may see that I think are funny,

Granted you may not, but understand the source,

And remember I like my brain on drugs quite runny…J

 

 

 



Birth Place: Sea Isle city, NJ United States

Accomplishments: Well, I ain't dead yet...!
     



Short Stories

Woodstock Memories...
 by Ed Matlack
I was 15 and went to Woodstock......


To Float in my Boat
 by Ed Matlack
to floating......


Snowstorm Solitude...
 by Ed Matlack
Have always dreamed of crossing country alone with my thoughts, to stop when & where I wish, not to be tied to job or any restraints...SOMEDAY......


Without Warning...
 by Ed Matlack
Fiction...just stretching my short story muscles...;)...


Friendly Fire
 by Ed Matlack
There is no fire that is friendly......


Storm Clouds
 by Ed Matlack
No battles so harsh as are those with Nature......


My Walden
 by Ed Matlack
My Walden, not so much a physical or geographical place, but a state of mind. ...


Unsinkable
 by Ed Matlack
Nothing is unsinkable when the ocean is in a rage......


Lost in a Fog
 by Ed Matlack
Not many stories do I write, I could have made this into a poem or two, but the thought would not have gotten through......


Winters Nor'easterly Blow
 by Ed Matlack
Something different from me...hope you enjoy it......


Pine Barrens Weekend
 by Ed Matlack
A weekend spent in the NJ Pine Barrens ...


Blizzard
 by Ed Matlack
I have no idea what category it should go under, if you think it belongs under a different one, feel free to let me know, thanks...ED...


Computer Users Anonymous
 by Ed Matlack
PUrely a fictional humorous story, the names would be changed if there were any and the innocent would be protected, again if there were any......


Confederate Gray
 by Ed Matlack
Spooky this could be, a ghostly encounter, had by some, not me unfortunately but still a fun read I hope you like......


Costume Party...
 by Ed Matlack
Humor now, not so much then, but everything can be laughed at after the fact...(attached pic not of me, just gives you an idea how we were dressed)...


Almost Eaten....thankfully I found I could fly...
 by Ed Matlack
Hey, they don't have a fishing category on this site,I mean fishing is life, gotta send a letter to the god of AD, Matt, LOL! ...


American Medi-Wheels
 by Ed Matlack
We were all just EMT's doing our job, but sometimes our jobs also "did" us...pranks at their best in the ambulance field of endeavor... ...


Cruisin'
 by Ed Matlack
Maybe not humorous exactly, but definitely fun...I had fun writing it and I hope u have fun reading it and maybe, just maybe recalling those bygone days of hot cars......



Poetry

Frustration...by Rufuz
 by Ed Matlack


Those Big Boobs did Deflate…
 by Ed Matlack
Subsequent Note: The deflated boobs are getting a "gas job", being reinflated, I hear, as we speak...;-) ...


Hell no I won't GLOW...
 by Ed Matlack


A Passage thru Time to oh so few years ago...
 by Ed Matlack


Investigation into the demise of Doc Bonnie…
 by Ed Matlack


Afraid of Life...
 by Ed Matlack
Oh poor, poor me, pity me, is how this reads to me...sorry...e...


The Dust of the Past...
 by Ed Matlack


Dr. Bonnie Dissected…?
 by Ed Matlack


NEWS FLASH: Doc Bonnie found to be a quack…
 by Ed Matlack


Ol' Coots...?
 by Ed Matlack


Lets play Doctor...
 by Ed Matlack


Dolphins just off the beach…
 by Ed Matlack


Weather is a'changin'...
 by Ed Matlack


The Doctor is OUT...
 by Ed Matlack


Dr. Bonnie is Hiding her Head…
 by Ed Matlack


I have decided on a running mate…by Rufuz
 by Ed Matlack
My name is Rufuz and I APPROVE of this write because it is wholly right......


The Family Crazy...
 by Ed Matlack


Dr. Bonnie wouldn’t know a cure if it bit her on the…
 by Ed Matlack
All in fun Lookin forward to this, hon......


Targeting Dr. Bonnie...
 by Ed Matlack


Endless Summer, Remembered…
 by Ed Matlack


Haiku of love for Georg & Rebecca...
 by Ed Matlack


If the popcorn pops, you better take your pop & out of the house hop…
 by Ed Matlack
Seems humorous now...didn't then......


Dr. Bonnie is suffering from a very bad communicable disease…
 by Ed Matlack
The medico's have no idea as of yet how this disease is passed on between hosts......


Ed's Head is Dead...
 by Ed Matlack
Sorry I think I am just way too tired, ranting and raving here, not even sure if it is humor......


I Didn't Survive...
 by Ed Matlack
Right back at ya, Bonnie...



News

Rufuz and Ed in print...
 by Ed Matlack
Finally we did find ourselves in print, in a local newsletter we are doing our stint......


Links



Ocean City Humane Society
RUFUZ was adopted from the humane society of Ocean city, NJ and wants all to know its name and address...any amount or product you can spare please donate it in RUFUZ Matlack's name if you would be so kind... thank you very much...RUFUZ & ed


Additional information

Recently, RUFUZ was featured in the Ocean City (NJ) Humane Societies Alumni Spotlight and to see that feature check out the poem, "I be da DOG" by RUFUZ at his dads site herein...thanks, RUFUZ & ed

 
Contact Information

I never had any organization...;)
P.O. Box 70 
Landisville   NJ   08326   USA
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