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Joe Tofuri
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I spent almost 22-years in the Air Force, retiring in 1983. Fifteen of those 22-years were spent as a Drill Instructor (T.I.) at Lackland AFB, in San Antonio, TX. The experiences I derived during those 15 years of training basic recruits in the 60s, 70s & 80s, set the stage for what was to come.
I met many individuals at Lackland that had a profound influence on my life. People such as Chief Master Sergeant Edward B. Kourt (deceased), and retired Chief Master Sergeant Dave Wilhelm, my mentor, are just two of the "special" individuals who guided me, and taught me the true meaning of dedication, integrity, honor, and loyalty.
These influences have remained with me, and for the past 17 years, have been a stead-fast platform for my work as a Massachusetts licensed Private Detective. All that I learned from these great men, and the years I spent training young men and women, aided greatly in my professional work as a PI.
My first book, THE NINTH COMMANDMENT, is the true story of four very difficult cases I worked in and around the Boston area during the mid-90's. The results of the homicide case within the book caused me to leave the Commonwealth of Massachusetts forever, and move back to San Antonio, TX. The death of the young child in that case filled me with a multitude of varied emotions, to include a sense of rage that lingered for a long time.
Although a small book of only 168 pages, each page is packed with hard-boiled emotion, and depicts the true nature of the actual work of a Private Detective. The book is labeled as "fiction" because names, dates, locations, etc, were changed.
TUFFY'S HEROES, my 2nd book, which is now in release, was my life's work. It took me almost 30 years to complete it, and the results are truly fantastic! I’ve been receiving e-mails from G.I.s deployed all over the world, including Iraq, who praise the book and just love the read!
This book is like no other written about military basic training. The training scenes are hard-core and relentless. However, the humor involved in the "up close and personal" associations between basic trainees and their T.I.s is like nothing you've EVER read before!
The book does not have any "dead time" or time consuming lengthy paragraphs. There is something happening on each and every page of TUFFY'S HEROES! And most important, you don't have to be in the military or have been in the military to enjoy the book.
There is a specific character within the storyline named Airman Basic Mike Plopper. He is a very small, timid 18 year-old basic trainee with the lowest self-esteem one could possibly imagine. His T.I. notices this situation almost immediately upon Plopper's arrival at Lackland AFB. The six week "rocky" road the T.I. makes Airman Basic Plopper traverse to eliminate his low self esteem, develop his character, and build a strong foundation based upon self-discipline, is breathtaking! ! You'll feel shock, sadness, anger, humility and then...Well, you'll just have to read all about Airman basic Mike Plopper's road to success!
Airman Plopper has become quite the “charmer” when it comes to the women who have read TUFFY’S HEROES. Many of the e-mails I receive from women talk about how much they adored the small trainee!
Major Chin Ho Wok appears to be the most popular character in TUFFY’S HEROES according to all the e-mails. This 5’ 3” tall Chinese American basic training Squadron Commander has actually taken the reading public by storm! His “ill” temper and manner of speech has readers in stitches! I shall not disclose anymore about this outstanding character except to quote the good major’s favorite words and the words being echoed by all who have read this book…”puckin’ hat!!!”
So readers, order your copy of TUFFY’S HEROES now, and dwelve into the world of Air Force basic training in the 1960s, filled with the greatest group of fantastic characters you’ll ever read about!!
Tuffy
Birth Place: Woburn, MA USA
Accomplishments: 22 years service and retired Master Sgt (Vietnam vet),with numerous awards & decorations; 15 years as an Air Force Basic Training MASTER Training Instructor(TI)with numerous awards such as: Instructor of the month, instructor of the quarter, drill instructor of the month; Was the only Buck Sgt ever to be selected to teach in the TI school(Instructor Training Branch), Air Training Command(ATC) MASTER Instructor, Basic Military Training MASTER Military Training Instructor(blue rope), (see www.usafmtia.org). Go to my POETRY section and check out a picture of the ole sarge back in '81...what a rush!!!
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Books

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 | Tuffy's Heroes by Joe Tofuri Follow the mis-adventures of this flight of Air Force recruits and their Drill Instructors (T.I.s) as they romp through basic training in 1968! It will have you holding your belly with laughter as the trainees and their T.I.s face such obstacles as a "White Tornado", a "Shooting", a "Body Count", a "Cigarette Comercial", and, oh yes...a werewolf!
Order it now on-line at: barnes&noble.com ...
Amazon.com Amazon.co.uk
Barnes & Noble.com
Publish America
www.booksamillion.com
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Short Stories
 An Air Force basic recruit is a...WEREWOLF?!!! by Joe Tofuri The following is a chapter from TUFFY''S HEROES. If you enjoy hard-core Drill Instructor training situations or just appreciate an enormous amount of pure military humor, then this is a MUST read for...
Sequel to THE NINTH COMMANDMENT by Joe Tofuri He was raised by a fanatical grandfather who preached his hate from the pulpit. Filled with rage and tormented by his torrid past, he turns to killing children!...
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Poetry
 In Search Of Thunder by Joe Tofuri I developed this poem to be placed in the forward section of my book, TUFFY''S HEROES.
This book follows the hilarious mis-adventures of a flight of basic recruits and their Drill instructors...
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Articles
 Marine Corps Drill Instructors!!! by Joe Tofuri When you speak of excellence in military bearing, appearance and deportment, the Marine Corps Drill Instructor is at the head of the class! ...
How to purchase one of my books!! by Joe Tofuri The "HONEST" look at book purchasing from an authors perspective....
RESTRAINING ORDERS: The horrible truth!! by Joe Tofuri This article concerns the use and IMPROPER use of the Restraining Order, and how it affects all that are involved....
War on Terror: America's NON reality show? by Joe Tofuri The War on Terror is something that weighs heavily on my mind each and ever day. The members of our Armed Forces, and their unconditional courage and sacrifices, are constantly in my thoughts. It''s...
GOD, the Pledge of Allegiance, tradition and patriotism ! by Joe Tofuri Recently within our great country God has become a major source of controversy within our society...GOD! ...
Meet our newest member for the Woburn Writers Group by Joe Tofuri This Private detective and now published author has been making several public appearances including radio talk shows....
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News
 Finally I get to meet with the great, R. Lee Ermey!!! by Joe Tofuri On the 26th of February, 2005, my wife and I went to the San Antonio Alamo Dome to a car show. Premiering at the show was the “Gunny”, R. Lee Ermey! His show was to begin at 1:00pm, so Sandra and I...
A phone conversation with R. Lee Ermey!!! by Joe Tofuri My dream comes true on 12-30-04 when my home phone rang and it was the "Gunny"!!!...
United States Air Force basic trainees from the past come forward!!! by Joe Tofuri I was shocked beyond belief when a week ago I received an e-mail from an unknown individual. I began reading the message and the hairs on my arms began to stand at attention! The message was from an...
Gunny R. Lee Ermey pays me a visit!!! by Joe Tofuri On the 28th of October, 2005, The T.I.s from Lackland AFB got the suprise visit of their lives!!...
The Ninth Commandment now available in audio! by Joe Tofuri My first book, The Ninth Commandment, the true story of several difficult cases I worked as a licensed Private Detective in the Boston area, has been put in audio format. NorthStar Audio Books contac...
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Events
 The Ninth Commandment screenplay performed on Saturday!! 3/3/2007 Actors from the University of Texas at San Antonio, called the "Bargain Basement Players", performed scenes from the screenplay of my first book, The Ninth Commandment....
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Links
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| Air Force Military Training Instructor Association
This site talks about the beginning of the Air Force basic training system and some of the T.I.s from back then and now. To check-out a much younger, military Joe Tofuri, go the the MY POETRY section of my den...studly, absolutely studly!!!
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Marine Captain Jason Grose
This is my friend, Captain Jason Grose's Marine corps site, and my friends, it is outstanding!!!
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The Ninth Commandment
This is a direct link to "The Ninth Commandment" at my publisher, Publish America.
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Tuffy's Heroes
This is a direct link to "Tuffy's Heroes" at my publisher, Publish America.
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Additional information
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| I am an avid lover of the Christmas season. Perhaps it's the "old-time" Italian within me. I thoroughly enjoy the TV movies involving Thanksgiving and Christmas.
However, for the past several years, I have been greatly discouraged and disappointed with the theme of the majority of these movies. Most of them deal with death, misery, disease and who knows what else. And they do not leave one with feelings laughter and happiness.
So, I decided to write a small book about the Christmas season that is filled with humor and will be fun for the entire family to read. My Christmas story involves Christmas Angels; especially one CERTAIN Christmas Angel named, Harry. Now Harry, in his "past" life, was a movie actor during the 40s, and is a fast-talking, hilarious character, who happens to have a rather delicate problem... booze!
Harry hasn't drawn a sober breath since World War Two and is assigned the task of helping a widowed mother and her 10 year-old son two weeks before Christmas. He gets involved with a cranky private detective who is aiding the mother to search out information pertaining to her husband who passed away several years earlier.
Harry appears and disappears at the strangest of times and absolutely drives the private detective crazy! And most of the time, good ole Harry the Christmas Angel is "blitzed" out of his mind!
The name of my new book is, Harry the Christmas Angel and has been recently released. Read more about "Harry" here on my site!
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