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I'm so much more at home with my beautiful friend here than posing for you as I attempt to appear scholarly, worldy, and as a quintessential writer... As for writing, my writing keeps me in touch with my world as I knew it.

 Mark M Lichterman
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     “Would you like to have Santa come down your filthy chimney?” was the heading on a flyer I made for my company “The Flue Bug Chimney Sweep” in 1982 that became the thought that prompted my writing of The Climbing Boy.                   

      As tedious as writing, re-writing and self-editing may be, I found these to be the simple, the fun, the enjoyable parts of writing.

      In 1984, after finishing the rewriting and self-editing, I began the task of finding an agent or a publisher for "The Climbing Boy"  and The Writer’s Market became my bible

      After hundreds upon hundreds of queries, each including a "SASSE", a  self -addressed, self stamped envelope  (this was before my time with computers), and after receiving hundreds upon hundreds of rejections, I discovered the Catch-22 of the publishing industry: agents will not look at a new writer unless he/she has been published, and publishers will not look at a new writer unless he/she has an agent.

      But I had discovered that writing had become a very enjoyable and important part of my life, so as I continued to look for an agent or a publisher for The Climbing Boy, in 1986 I began Captain Midnight and the Toothpaste Thief, which I later renamed Becoming.

      Lo and behold, after twenty-two years of trying, and nearly giving up, Metropolis Ink agreed to publish The Climbing Boy and, four years later, Becoming.

      Thank you Kurt and David for taking Zachariah, Mitchell and their worlds out of the dark box they had lived in for twenty-two years.

      And now, with my publisher promising to publish, after a ten year writers block I am in the process of completing my next novel, "The Hole Digger" which is the sequel to Becoming.

                                               My reviews for Becoming

Wonderfully well written it paints a life picture at times through eyes of both humor and disappointment. I was reared in the rural south but this work transcends ethnic and geographic boundaries so that we can easily identify with Mitch, especially in his quest to lose his virginity. Mark's wit and great sense of humor comes through in a style that holds ones attention long after putting down his book. You just know this has to be Mark's story and that of those who experienced life with him. This is indeed a book worth reading for the sheer enjoyment of remembering the way we were and those people who made it interesting.                                                

                                    Renetta Randy  

                                     Nashvill, Tn                                                

                                                     

"As one raised in a Chicago neighborhood around the same time Lichterman grew up in his, I found this coming-of-age novel very reminiscent of my own childhood and adolescence. However, to enjoy this book, one needn't be from Chicago (or Peoria, for that matter), nor a child of the same era. The scenes, characters, experiences, relationships, conversations and events in this book are vividly and brilliantly depicted in a way that will awaken fond, fearful, and passionate memories in the reader fortunate enough to acquire this gem of a book. It is a poignant, humorous and timeless tale that moves along at a satisfying pace."                                         -J. Magoun
                                                    Thousand Oaks, CA
 

 "You just know the author either lived next door or maybe on the next block `cause
that's the way things were growing up in the late 30s, 40s and into the `50s. There was no TV showing "things" or a computer to "Google" what a boy needs to know. It was just day-to-day wonderment and exasperation to face.
The story was so close to my younger years that I started to bet myself that he would add other happenings of my life, and he sometimes did.
Oh! The fun, anger, bitter joys of your growing years that the author brought back."
                               -David Wilkins
                                Newbury Park, CA


"Fantastic!!! I couldn't put the book down. The author has a way of making you feel everything his characters are going through. What a delightful trip through growing up when times were much less threatening. I wish this would have been published when I was growing up."
                                -Bonnie Northcott
                                 Westlake Vlg, CA


"I realize that most people will enjoy the setting of the book, and that it will bring back memories, but this is actually a timeless subject. It's about growing up and, mainly, learning how the opposite sex -- boys -- deal with girls. But it's also learning that your parents are human. These subjects will go on till the end of time. Mark is very adept at revealing to women how their husbands and sons think. And it's nice to know that they are just as scared and inquisitive about us as we are about them."
                             -Dona V. Cunningham
                               Westlake Vlg, CA


"Loved the book. It brought me back to an earlier
time and I loved being there as "a fly on the wall." I found it easy to empathize with Mitchell. He gave me great insight into "coming of age" from the prospective of a boy. I wish I could have read it when I was growing up...could have let me understand that those "cool" boys were just as insecure as I. A must for us old folks and certainly a good read for everyone!"
                                  -Joyce Black
                                    Los Angeles, CA


My Reviews for The Climbing Boy:

"Mark Lichterman wrote an excellent book. I truly believe that Disney or Pixar studios should do an animation movie of the book. It would make a great film that would appeal to both adults and children. I hope he writes more books in the future."                        -Carter McIntyre
                                      Winnetka, CA


"Loved it, best book I have read in years. A friend told me about it and loaned me a copy. Whatever I say would not begin to do it justice. Buy it or if necessary borrow it but read it and enjoy. I'm sure you will as I did, want it in your permanent collection. Mark is a true artist and I look forward to his next work" 

-Don Davey   Carmel, CA

 "This 'feel good' tale by Mark Lichterman, a relatively unknown, but upcoming author, is way more than just another Christmas story. It is a classic description of the London chimney sweeping trade, brought to life by superb characterization of its main players. The reader immediately bonds with Zachariah, an eight year old child, who you want to bring home, bathe, feed, clothe and just cuddle. He will steal your heart while other feelings of anger, rage and resentment arise from the provocative personality of William Johnson, the boy's Master. Lichterman, in expert fashion, weaves a very twisted, intertwining yarn that has you holding your breath until the very end. This book is a must read. "  

    -Bruce Berger   Westlake Vlg, CA


Birth Place: Chicago, IL USA

Accomplishments: Achievements?
My greatest achievement--other than being the father of four great kids and the grandfather of five great kids--is that I never fully gave up, even though it took twenty-four years to bring life to the people of my two novels and light to their worlds.... Mark
     



Books

The Climbing Boy by Mark M Lichterman
A magical Christmas tale—deserves to become a classic. A dark but hopeful, riveting look at London society in the 1800s.” ...
  

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Becoming: A Chronicle of Metamorphosis by Mark M Lichterman
Becoming is a novel that may remind many of us of ourselves, way back then, when God's most mysterious creation was the opposite sex....
  

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Short Stories

1952#15: 58Years Are Past
 by Mark M Lichterman
November 15, 1952 Going outside without his coat, the cold wind pressing his shirt and jeans to his chest and legs, Mitchell walked beyond the comparative shelter of barracks 7 to w...


1952 #14: Letters
 by Mark M Lichterman
Taking the blue envelope flap from his wallet—where Susan had written her phone number, and that he had later written her address—Mitchell addressed the envelope, wrote his return address on the corne...


1952 #13: Dungarees
 by Mark M Lichterman
Caution, some rough language here! _____________________________________ The men of Company Seven considered Chief Petty Officer Slattery the personification of the salty Coast Guard lifer, an...


1952 #12: Boot
 by Mark M Lichterman
Careful, some coarse language here. ____________________________________ “I’m the boss here! But when I’m not around,” jerking his thumb towards the man in the jeans, “this is Gunners Mate Sec...


1952 #11: Orders
 by Mark M Lichterman
Careful, some raw language here. _______________________________________ As always, Mitchell’s thoughts came back to Susan, and he philosophized: At any time you can turn a corner, or cro...


1952 #10: Four Years
 by Mark M Lichterman
So far, the only things that had impressed him about Wright Junior College were the abundance of good-looking girls, and that the students were allowed to smoke in designated areas within the building...


1952 #9: Canadian Club
 by Mark M Lichterman
Sneaking a half—not in a very optimistic mood—Sneaking a half empty bottle of Canadian Club from Walter’s liquor cabinet, at 11:30 that night he drove to Talman Avenue, parked in a tight, but perfectl...


1952 #8:Castle of Sand
 by Mark M Lichterman
Taking hold of her chin, turning her face in his direction so he might see her eyes, “Sue, right there, right then, when your dad started grilling me about my average and my goals, I promised myself t...


1952 #7: Kind'a Sex
 by Mark M Lichterman
But, true to her code of ethics, just as she’d never touch him there… with her hand, or allow him to touch her there… with his hand—as much as Susan truly wanted him to, and truly wanted to do herself...


1/5/52 # 6: Sexy Elbows
 by Mark M Lichterman
Careful, gets a bit expletive here. ______________________________________ As difficult as it was, although he was, oh, so sorely tempted to do so, Mitchell, though, true to his word—outside o...


12/8/51 #5: Tangled Web
 by Mark M Lichterman
“You meet a girl you say you love, and suddenly college—and not just any college, but the Rochester Institute of Technology—becomes the most important thing in your life! And I’m to pay for it?”...


12/51 to 9/52#4: At 1st Sight
 by Mark M Lichterman
“This is crazy. We just met each other, today. This is the first time we’ve been out together, or, for that matter, now’s first time we’re even alone.” Stopping, looking out the window, collecting his...


12/51 to 9/52 #3: Seeing Susan
 by Mark M Lichterman
Crystals of melted snow sparkling in his dark-brown hair, his cold, flushed complexion caused his eyes to appear even greener and, her breath catching in her throat, Mitchell’s features were more allu...


12/51 to 9/52 #2: Phoning Susan
 by Mark M Lichterman
“ ‘When you get to know me better,’ huh?” he repeated, understanding, possibly for the first time in his life, what a girl really, maybe, means when she says something: She wants us to know each other...


12/51 to 9/52#1:Encounter: Susan
 by Mark M Lichterman
If he were alone, most probably he’d have finished his sundae and with a long backward glance left the store. But now, with his father at his side, Mitchell felt compelled, first, because he was absol...


1951 #13: Intercourse & Jesus
 by Mark M Lichterman
Careful! Visually erotic scene here ______________________________________ Realizing how close she’d just come to "going all the way", relieved that she hadn’t. Relieved that Mitchell had the ...


1951 #12: Soufflés’n’sex
 by Mark M Lichterman
“Emmm,” moving her mouth to his ear, “don’t threaten me.” Her tongue flicking his ear, “Why don’t you try it and find out.” Feeling the warmth of her sultry voice, shuddering again from the s...


1951 #11: Passion Pit
 by Mark M Lichterman
Careful, a wee bit of sex here. Well, maybe not a "wee bit." _______________________________________ “Umm.” Savoring the feel of the soft, round breast in one hand as he squeezed and released ...


1951 #10: Farm Girl
 by Mark M Lichterman
“An’ let my folks know I smoke? Anyway, It’s a hell of a lot cheaper smokin’ yours.” Pulling a cigarette from the pack, putting it between his lips, “Hey, you dick, how’s ’bout a light?” Fl...


1951 #9: Knobs
 by Mark M Lichterman
Turning the air pressure up, speeding the presses, making a game of it, the two boys completed about as much work in four hours as three full-time men did in eight hours. They did get complaints, thou...


1951 # 8: Gentile Eyes
 by Mark M Lichterman
Sandra and most of the class picked up on his interest, and she felt flattered that this handsome new boy was interested in her and so responded with like friendliness. When she spoke to him, though, ...


1951 #7: Chicago Hood
 by Mark M Lichterman
Knowing his looks had always given him as much attention as he wanted, and on occasion more than he’d wanted, Mitchell had never worried much about style, but in keeping with his desire for a new imag...


1951 # 6: Beer (Humor)
 by Mark M Lichterman
“Ina?” Taking a moment for the name to penetrate the beer-induced cobwebs that surrounded his mind, “Ina? My Ina? Ina Dorfmann?” Somehow remembering the conversation they’d had at the beach in Union...


1951 #5: Uh-oh! (Humor)
 by Mark M Lichterman
Getting brilliant idea #2, which, by the way, was the only brilliant idea Mitchell Lipensky had on this day, he was about to pour the “burnt,” black powdery stuff down the drain… But, alas, never equa...


1951 #4: Junior Johnson
 by Mark M Lichterman
NOTE: A small bit of "language" here. Actually, Yeah, I do, wanna play ball with them, he thought. But actually, having no reason to be, he was afraid of them. But if I don’t go down and play...



Poetry

Damn The People!
 by Mark M Lichterman


An oddity
 by Mark M Lichterman


Sweet Lips
 by Mark M Lichterman


Her Name
 by Mark M Lichterman


By His Own Hand
 by Mark M Lichterman


A Lost Love Letter
 by Mark M Lichterman
The following is a recently found letter to one of my best friends from his wife that passed away three years ago. At the time of her death, Gene and Rosemary had been married for fifty-two y...


To Wordlessly Contain
 by Mark M Lichterman


Not A Poet
 by Mark M Lichterman
Dedicated to Jerry Pat Bolton who struck the flint bringing this spark of a remembrance forward....


Passion Spent
 by Mark M Lichterman


Dear Friend
 by Mark M Lichterman


Waiting in Line
 by Mark M Lichterman


A Gray Day
 by Mark M Lichterman


The Lady in Line
 by Mark M Lichterman


Do I pretend?
 by Mark M Lichterman


We Who Write
 by Mark M Lichterman
We, you and me, we who write. ...


A Moral Answer
 by Mark M Lichterman


Delicate Subject Here: PG Rated
 by Mark M Lichterman
Women, or those easily offended, delicate subject here, so go away! Thanks for the inspiration... You know who I mean. Wonder how many men will respond to this leaving their name. ...


I Am Racist!!!
 by Mark M Lichterman


Four! She Wants Four!
 by Mark M Lichterman


So Far From Me
 by Mark M Lichterman


Categorically Stated!
 by Mark M Lichterman


For I Am A Man
 by Mark M Lichterman


As Shadows on a Wall
 by Mark M Lichterman


Writer’s Dilemma: Friends Lie
 by Mark M Lichterman


Sarah Palin: A Real Lady!
 by Mark M Lichterman



Articles

Obama Double Cross
 by Mark M Lichterman
Speaking to you youngsters. Well, at my age anyone under fifty is a youngster, but I want to speak to those of you that feel you’re young enough and healthy enough not to have to pay for h...


A Funny Son of a Bitch!
 by Mark M Lichterman
Originally submitted on 12/23/08 ______________________________________Since the “Holey Underwear” incident, Kody hasn’t, so far as I know, eaten anything he shouldn’t have. Although I am still do...


Fact check on Factcheck.com
 by Mark M Lichterman
Google... I think we can all agree that Google is non-partisan, so go to Google and punch in Barack Hussein Obama. ...


Goodbye USA
 by Mark M Lichterman
Olsen also believes that if congress grants amnesty and citizenship to the twenty million criminal invaders called illegals and if they vote, we can say goodbye to the United States of America in less...


Worst Presidental Decision
 by Mark M Lichterman
Obama is justifying his decision because if the 9/11 terrorists killed civilians, then, to his way of thinking, they ought to be tried as civilians....


Why Lou Dobbs no longer at CNN
 by Mark M Lichterman
Remember this is CNN and not Fox News Takes a few seconds to download, but well worth it. ...


Three Trillion Dollars!
 by Mark M Lichterman
Fully implemented the cost of this snatch will be an unbelievable, ready for this, the cost of this will be an unbelievable three trillion dollars! ...


A Becoming Review
 by Mark M Lichterman
I had the privilege to read a book called "Becoming" by Mark Lichterman, one of our AD members. His short, rather explicit, stories caught my attention and caused my curiosity to need the book. I can ...


To You Sluggards
 by Mark M Lichterman
We, the people that have elected you are watching you, and this we promise! We’ll be seeing you at the next election! ...


Fort Hood Article in New York Post
 by Mark M Lichterman
What cowards we are. Political correctness killed those patriotic Americans at Ft. Hood as surely as the Islamist gunman did. And the media treat it like a case of non-denominational shoplifting. ...


Replacing Michelle
 by Mark M Lichterman
In 2005, the hospital raised her salary from $120,000 to $317,000--nearly twice what her husband made as a Senator......


Professional Review of The Climbing Boy
 by Mark M Lichterman
After reading the synopsis for Mark Lichterman’s THE CLIMBING BOY, I wasn’t really sure what to expect. I felt pretty certain the story would educate me on the dreadful working conditions of young orp...


Senior Sex
 by Mark M Lichterman
Set the mood with lighting. Turn all the lights off because, let’s face it, you’re both old. ...


Got A Gun?
 by Mark M Lichterman
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. ...


Letter to Obama
 by Mark M Lichterman
The idea of "change" to the Democrats in government today has taken the form of a vicious hunger for supremacy, control, and dominance of the good people of this nation. _____________________...


Fox News: The Truth
 by Mark M Lichterman
The Fox News motto has always been, “Fair and Balanced” and the balance of commentators keep their opinions to themselves during the news segments, which certainly can not be said of other news outle...


What if it Were George W. Bush
 by Mark M Lichterman
What if it was George W. Bush that had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky? ...


Torture: Letter from an American Hero
 by Mark M Lichterman
Torture: This is a letter from... "Bud" Day, Medal Of Honor Recipient. George Everett "Bud" Day(born February 24, 1925) is a retired U.S. Air Force Colonel and Command Pilot who served du...


In America? Never!!
 by Mark M Lichterman
What if I had told you that Obama would travel to the Middle East, bow before the Saudi king, and repeatedly apologize for America 's past actions. That he would travel to Latin America where he woul...


Apocalyptic Literature.
 by Mark M Lichterman
How's this for apocalyptic literature.? This was written by a pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events. It is brilliant....


A Harridan, Nag,
 by Mark M Lichterman
Barbara Boxer is a New York Carpetbagger who got into office when the late corrupt Democrat Sen. Allen Cranston was booted out of office....


Fireplace Safety
 by Mark M Lichterman
It's that time of the year again, so here's some good advice from one that has been a Chimney Sweep since 1980...


Obama's Figured Out
 by Mark M Lichterman
The American people in their unimaginable kindness and trust voted for a pig in a poke in 2008. They wanted so much to believe Barack Obama was somehow better and different from other ultra-leftists t...


Nobel Sham
 by Mark M Lichterman
Can any one? Can any one say what Obama has really accomplished? Not what he may accomplish, but what he has really accimplished? ...


EMail From General Patton
 by Mark M Lichterman
To ALL those whining, panty-waisted, pathetic Citizens, it's time for a little refresher course on exactly why we Americans occasionally have to fight wars to keep this nation great. ...



News

Book Fair. Who's coming?
 by Mark M Lichterman
We read each other and critique each other, so how nice it's going to be for some of us to meet each other....


Article in Ventura County Star 8/17/08
 by Mark M Lichterman
A story that starts in 1939 with a 5-year-old child and ends in 1955 is the premise of the second book by 74-year-old Mark Lichterman of Westlake Village, a professional chimney sweeper who writes nov...

 
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