And the second - totally lacking any seriousness story writer.

I enjoy to write and bring smiles to people.

They enjoy less.  I mean reading. Usually readers throw things on me after reading my stories. I have no problems with this too. Saves time to buy eggs and tomatoes. By the way, if you decide to throw something on me, could you throw some cucumbers and olive oil?

In my stories you can find answers for pressing questions of how to identify an alien or how to sew. You can even learn how to give birth in 3 months. Or you could find out how to buy a puppy for your child.

If you look for a place where you can find answers (usually to totally diferent things you wanted to know), then you came to the right place.

Feel comfortable. Sit down on the sofa, put coffee cup near you, drag Computer screen near you and read.

Aw, almost forgot -I promise not to be angry if you comment on my stories.

Jack  ((tweens' father))