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My Big foot
by Calendula Petal

Tuesday, November 23, 2004
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I dont think I need to add to this....teehee.



Hey Penny, what`s with the big foot
oh you know me, I knowingly say,
ah, you tripped over some fresh air again
Yes, must have been ... Saturday.


How did you fall on fresh air?
well, its difficult thing to explain,
one minute I am just walking around
the next, on the floor in pain.

yes, it Looks extremely painful ,
its the size of a red balloon,
oh you dont have to remind me, I say,
been at hosptial all afternoon.

Did they say that it was fractured?
nah, a sprain is all they could find,
but, they asked my husband jokingly,
if I was of sound body and mind

Well, dont mind me and my big foot!
you go ahead and all have a laugh
Ok, the doctor cheekingly said
and told the rest of the staff

Last night I just couldnt get to sleep
couldnt get comfy however I tried
So I ended up in the bathtub
with my big foot placed up on the side

Its not funny having a big foot,
But then there is something to say,
for being pampered,cosetted and waited on
by my loving husband all day.




  


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Reviewed by Ian Thorpe 10/7/2007
Glad to see you are still here. Where did I meet you now? Was it thoughtcafe (If it was, they're back online) Anyway if you read this, say Hi because I have a new project just being readied to go online and I need comic verse specialists.

Best,
Ian
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi 7/1/2005
Cally ... lololol ... I'm sorry if you did fall on fresh air .... lolololololol ... I can't stop laughing, you have one sense of humour!!! Lololol!!!

Gid bless,

Sandie.
Reviewed by Jackie Brooks 12/7/2004
You really do have to watch out for that fresh air, it is quite a dangerous commodity. Invisible, just waiting to trip up some unwary 40+ person. Try not to go for a matching set! Jackie <> <
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 11/26/2004
Aha! sooooooo... it's 'my big foot' that gets the pampering, is it? Jaysus, I'll never learn! I thought it was "my BIG mouth!" hehehehe... did I say I love you, Calendula? Nevermind, I repeat myself all the time... I LOVE YOU! (grin) I can't get enough of your humor! katy xox.
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 11/25/2004
We're not as daft as we seem, eh, Cally?! We know which way our bread is buttered - when we pick it back up off the floor and scrape the dog hairs off it, that is!! I'm blessed with a "wee dote" of a hubby, too, who is very sympathetic to my unusual proclivities - ooops! There I go again... who put that matchstick in the way?! You portrayed this EXCELLENTLY! Hope there was a glass of champagne in that warm bath to ease the pain... after all, let's celebrate... it could have been a lot worse; could have been your cheque-writing hand! LOL Kate xx
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader) 11/24/2004
This is you yes i almost nmisssed saying good bye this was so wonderful put a smile on me face yes!
Ladye Peg

Happy Holidays
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 11/24/2004
(((calendula)))

i'm sorry you hurt yourself. sounds like something i'm famous for doing--tripping over nothing! i'm one of these who don't fall down stairs, i fall up them. :) CLUTZY ME! i'm just about over the last fall i had--fell over my purse and put the biggest honkin bruise on my leg LOL

(((HUGS))) and hope you feel better soon--and enjoy getting spoiled!!!!!!! LOL alright, hubby, some turkey and dressing here??? LOL *please??*

happy thanksgiving! love, karla. :)
Reviewed by Janet Parker 11/24/2004
I'm sorry to hear that you "fell on fresh air." I do it all of the time. Such a great poem. I love it when people find the humor in bad situations. You are an expert at it.
Reviewed by Kenny Moon 11/24/2004
made me think of pam ayres somehow, always a relief to find some humour in poetry and in life. :-) k
Reviewed by Janet Caldwell 11/23/2004
So sorry for the ouchy but this is too cute. Happy holidays.

JC xoxoxo
Reviewed by Felix Perry 11/23/2004
Sorry for your pain but this is a cute and humerous way to express a sore spot.lol
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 11/23/2004
This is really cute, enjoyed, have missed you!!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 11/23/2004
Yip like it!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 11/23/2004
Cute write! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
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