Quite a few deals
almost steals
Takes cash right out
of the pockets
nothing on sale was
on the dockets
Some things we have to
stick in sockets
Rise early in the morning
sleepy and yarning
Thoughts of great deals
adorning
At the favorite store
you might get stomped
into the floor
trying to beat others
through the door
One customer was trappled
to death at a Walmart
didn't even reach a
shopping cart
Later on others sat and drank
coffee then ate a sweet tart
Broke friday at the
local Walmart
opg