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  OF ALL THE GIRLS I LOVED BEFORE ...
by Tom Hyland
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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From Puberty to Senility?
A 60 Year Summation?

TALK ABOUT A 'VALENTINE'S CARD' ?

Most are Fairly Accurate.
A Few are Embellished a Tad...

In the interest of Brevity (ho-ho-ho)-
A Dozen or Two may have been Omitted?

I Do Apologize Sincerely to Any
Unnamed BABES Who have 'Known' me!

LOL ?




OF ALL THE GIRLS
I EVER
LOVED BEFORE ...

Tom Hyland © 1/27/15


YOU WERE :

The Most Delicious!
The Most Scrumptious!
The Most Moist!

The Most Caring!
The Most Daring!
The Most Sharing!

The Most Willing!
The Most Filling!
The Most Thrilling!

OH ... BABY BABY BABY !!!

To Continue my Story -
Let us Take some Inventory:

Beverly, by Far, Had the Biggest ... HOOTERS!
Bambi, a Dear, Drank the Most ... SHOOTERS!

Betty, Quite Demure, I’m Sure, T’was the Best Dancer!
Emily, the Spit-Fire Spit-Swapping Romancer!

Donna, a Darling, Had Some Very Nice Knockers!
Evelyn, a Hell-Cat, Threw a Few Hard Blockers!

Trish, a Treasure, Was from Locust Point!
Oft’ We Caressed, as We Shared a Joint!

Another Beverly, Was Real Good at Spoonin’!
But, Dee, a Doll, Liked my Croonin’!

OOH ... BABY BABY BABY !!!

Geraldine, From Southern High, Had Luscious Lips!
Joyce, a Jewel, Could Swing Her Hips!

Kathy, a Gal, Out of Curtis Bay, Never Would ... Roll in The Hay!
But, She Loved to Fondle, and Begged me to Stay!

Penny, a Petite Tidbit, Was Really Good at Swappin’ Spit!
Connie, a Cougar, Would Chomp at the Bit!

Annie, an Orphan, Had a Beauteous Booty!
Darlene, a Distressed Damsel, Did Her Duty!

Sandy, A Sweet Thang, Of Me ... Loved to Touch!
Sometimes, She Scared Me ... Oh So Much!

LITTLE WILLY NELSON ... HAD NUTTIN’ ON ME !!!

Of All the Girls I’ve Loved Before ...
Are There Any More?
Let’s Take a Look-See!

Jane, A Pollack, Danced Until Up Came The Sun!
Flip Side of “Heartbreak Hotel” ... “I Was The One!”

Oh, Oh, Oh ... Alma Sue, How Could I Ever Forget ...
My Suzie Darlin’ ... “Runaround Sue” ... My Very First COQUETTE!

Terry, a Terror, a Tremendous Twister!
Tyrranasaurus Rex ... Once I Kissed Her!

Helen, a Hellion, But Not of Troy!
Had a Tremendous Tongue Technique ... Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy!


Another Joyce, As Amorous As Could Be!
Slurped Like a Sailor, As We Supped by the Sea!

Guys, of Gals, Are Not Supposed To “Kiss & Tell”
Oh, Nice, Nice Nancy ... Gee, You Were Swell!

AM I BEING BRAGGADOCIOS OR WHAT?
NOT ONE OF THESE ‘SWEETHEARTS’ WAS EVER A SLUT!

Each & Every Girl Was Never Ever Defamed ...
You Notice No Surnames Were Ever Named!

So, As I End This Tale of Amorous ‘Adventures’ Galore ...
No ‘Don Juan’ Was I ... Yet, Quite a Decent Score!




YOU ... MY PRECIOUS ... WERE :

The Most Delicious!
The Most Scrumptious!
The Most Moist!

The Most Caring!
The Most Daring!
The Most Sharing!

The Most Willing!
The Most Filling!
The Most Thrilling!

OH ... BABY BABY BABY !!!


“Sugar And Spice,
And Everything Nice,
That’s What ...
Little Girls Are Made Of!”


“CARAMIA MINE”


© - TKH.
 



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Reviewed by CHANTI LACE 3/25/2015
thats my boy... nice to read ya again...xo
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/28/2015
Quite a tribute to all the girls you've loved before, Tom. Nicely done! Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 1/27/2015
Dear Ladies:

Of those 60 years or so, 36 were spent faithfully with One, another 8 years with another. That's 44 years of Monogamy, leaving only 16 years of Learning Youth. I was a "Quick Study" and those "Gals" taught me a lot!

Someone wiser than I once wrote:

"Just because there is snow on the roof, it doesn't mean there is no fire in the furnace!"

Peace ... Abundance ... Love ...

Reviewed by S. Tucker 1/27/2015
I hope none of these chicks 'hunt you up'. Vengeful women can be so dangerous and being called a 'score' might give rise to some 'avenging angel' transformations. Still, they might be mollified by being described as 'scrumptious', truly. LOL

I had fun reading this one, T. K. Thanks for the smile.
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 1/27/2015
I can hear some "Good 'ol boys." Gettin' down with this!

Love ya!

Jane

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