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Parrots of the Caribbean
by Shane Ward
Thursday, April 23, 2009
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After the film the title of the poem was just there. Even I thought it was funny and I made it up! The forward slashes are just a guide for metering. Think of the rhythm as an old sea shanty, you know, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.


 

Sixteen men on a /dead man’s chest.
With/ sweaty old armpits and /smelly rotten breath.
It’s en/ough to gag your gizzards /half to death.
Said the/ parrots of the Caribbean.
 
Now/ pretty boy Jake was a /born to the sea.
He was /tough. He was brave. He would /squawk incessantly.
He was an/ultimate design of orni/thology.
That /parrot of the Caribbean.
 
One/ day Jake realised his/ awful fate.
Un/less he got further than/ pieces of eight.
He/ had to lose the shoulder be/fore it was too late.
Thought the/ parrot of the Caribbean.
 
So he/ done jumped ship past a/ drunk old codger.
And he/ got him a ship, which he/ called ‘The Polly Roger’.
Then he/ got him a crew who were/ millet loving todgers.
Cap’n/ Parrot of the Caribbean.
 
In a/ year, all the bards knew his/ exploits and would sing it.
Any/ ship bearing gold he would/ confiscate and bring it.
To a/ place far away, with no/ plan – but he could wing it –
that/ parrot of the Caribbean.
 
For the/ treasure to be safe, Jake de/signed a cunning plot.
He would/ leave female birds in a/ nest to guard the lot.
So I/ s’pose you could say that the/ eggs would mark the spot.
Clever/ parrot of the Caribbean.
 
For a/ while Jake was legend and it/ got him old and fat.
He was/ still a pretty boy in his/ feathers and his hat.
Until that/ one fatal night he got/ eaten by a cat.
By/ Tiddles of the Caribbean.
 
When the/ landlord spread the news, they all/ thought he’d lost his rocker.
None the/ less they killed the cat – and you/ might think what a shocker.
But how/ else could poor old Jake end up in/ Davy Jones’s locker.
Fare thee/ well Jake of the Caribbean.
 
 

Shane Ward


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 11/18/2009
Very clever, very funny. Polly Roger cracked me up. Patrick
Reviewed by High Country Girl 7/20/2009
He should've stayed in the pear tree!!!
THanks for the giggle Shane, ahoy there me hearties..Squawwwk
:)
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 5/27/2009
Very creative, and quite funny too. Good job Shane.

Anna
Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle 4/26/2009
An amusing,enjoyable and entertaining poem to read.take care

Edwin
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 4/23/2009
Ah, creatively wonderful....

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/23/2009
HA! This is absolutely wonderful! Well done, Shane!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karrrrrla. :) (arrrrr - get it?!? LOL Sorry, couldn't resist)


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