Knowing Jack
by Ronald W. Hull
Saturday, May 18, 2013
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just a little nonsense to make your day.
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Knowing Jack
You don't know Jack,
like I know Jack.
So why attack,
when you can slack?
The next time you get,
a big Mac attack,
eat all you can pack,
and you'll look like Shaq.
Am I on the right track?
I'm tired of your lack,
so give me some slack,
your gripes are as grimy,
as old yellow shellac.
I'm ready for your flack,
Kevlar jacket and pack,
irony in the back,
in a gunnysack.
Are you on crack?
So take that old jack,
and take up the slack,
pump up the back,
of that Shaq Cadillac.
And tie on a tired knack,
with all you admire and pack,
head for the outback shack,
and give me some slack.
Please, Jack?
Copyright 2013 © Ronald W. Hull
5/16/13
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| Reviewed by Linda Hill |
5/19/2013 |
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Ron,
Enjoyed this, Ron. Thanks for my smile this morning. Delightful poetry!
Many blessings,
+Linda |
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| Reviewed by Mr. Ed |
5/19/2013 |
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I am often relegated to the old outback shack,
Sent there by my mean spouse with my little Jack
(a terror in a little rat terrier's body!) |
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| Reviewed by Douglas Bentley |
5/18/2013 |
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| Fun read Jack--son |
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| Reviewed by Paul Berube |
5/18/2013 |
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| Personally? You don't know Jack. ;-) Nicely done. |
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| Reviewed by D. Vaineo |
5/18/2013 |
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Not Jack Nickelson??
Deborah |
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| Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater |
5/18/2013 |
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| I love when you hijack the poetry board! Endorsement wise, hull, and that's the part where you know jack ship! |
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| Reviewed by Ingeborg von Finsterwalde |
5/18/2013 |
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I go along with that....LOL...Thank you for a good laugh.
Ingeborg |
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| Reviewed by Myrna Badgerow |
5/18/2013 |
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| Methink Jack shows each of us a different side of himself..and ain't gonna cut anybody any slack lol Loved the poem! |
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| Reviewed by Odin Roark |
5/18/2013 |
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| Fun read. Good for me, this oft times overly serious writer. |
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| Reviewed by D Johnson |
5/18/2013 |
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Ronald, I must tell you that I have been clean and sober as well as substance free of Mac Attacks and surrendering to the Whopper at Burger King, but your cute little ditty is close to making me fall off the wagon...sorry mate, no slack, but a funny poem.
Cheers,
Dan...
btw, now I'm really hungry |
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| Reviewed by Jerry Bolton |
5/18/2013 |
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| I know Jack like I know the palm of my hand. As you so aptly put to us Jack's clean out of slack. Jump high, bend low, Jack is full of it . . . |
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| Reviewed by Jansen Estrup |
5/18/2013 |
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Alas, alack, my physician is a quack, and
I'm a hack with a keyboard Mac ...
and like Shaq's smack, too. Thanks for
the smile ... |
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