Mr Cat, Mr Cat
Where are you at
Are you under the hat
Worried about what everyone is looking at
Come Out, Come Out
And then you can shout
What you're all about
You can build yourself a mount
And maybe give somebody a clout
If they don't like your mouth
Calm Down, Calm Down
Please remove your frown and sit down
You will be able to bound for the crown
And everyone will be able to hear your sound
Mr Cat, Mr Cat
You are now getting very fat
We all know what you're at
Get back in your hat
We need a different cat
So we can hit it with the bat