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From the Institute of Word-ology
by Edward Phillips
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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It's only humor. When I'm serious I get snarky and snarly.


From the Institute of Word-ology

Everyone’s an “ologist” these days
Why not? We all like fancy titles
In fact it’s downright vital
If you want a lot of idols.

You don’t havta be a banker
If you swim around in money
You can be a currency-ologist
Unless you’d rather be called honey.

We don’t need lowly maids anymore
We have vacuum cleaner-ologists
And no one checks you in the rear
Better than a diligent proct-ologist.

You name the game to set aflame
We’ll add on the proper -ology
You’ll get respect in a micro sec
With a brand new swag tag-ology.

Street ladies need a better name
No one likes a prostitutti
Lets’ call ‘em ambulatory sex-ologists
How’s that for a howdy doody?

A bird brain’s no longer stupid
He’s a walking idiot-ologist
And one who’s gone completely nuts
Is a loony-toony-ologist.

One who’s opted for celibacy
Is a rigid frigid-ologist
While he who’s overly endowed
Is a dangling banging-ologist.

Some one who writes a clever verse
Is a hopeful script pen-ologist
While those who can only criticize
Are hopeless nit wit-ologists.
(Gotcha!)

Here comes a hearse I’ll end this verse
On a very high note you’ll see
Undertakers are not for me
Send me a sexy resusit-ologist.


 

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Reviewed by Edward Phillips 5/20/2015
This collection of warm reviews has made me an optim-ologist.
But I am not the yuk-meister. Michael Schafer has that title safely tucked away. I'm still just a dumb cluck-ologist.
Thanks to everyone!
Reviewed by Michael Schafer 5/20/2015
For what I'm about to say,
I'm an apolo-gist.
Mr. Phillips is,
The one and only Yuk-oligist.

Michael D.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 5/20/2015
I recall when farmers became agro-businessmen, truck drivers became transportation engineers, and, better yet, trash collectors became sanitation engineers.

But this takes the cake (and eat it too!) to a whole new level! For my nitpicking your work, you can now call me a picky-ologist.

Another good one for the books.

Ron
Reviewed by alex canton-dutari 5/20/2015
Now, that's what I call having wit and a way with words -- a funny way. Good, my friend!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/19/2015
Don't be puttin' my stuff on the street, Phillips, specifically the looney tooney ologisty...good humor, other Ed...-e-
Reviewed by Diana Wiles 5/19/2015
Brilliant Ed!...and same the whole world over...lol
Diana....
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 5/19/2015
ha, youre a humorologist, comediologist, laughologist, harpo-ologist!
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 5/19/2015
Oh, my!!! I'm laughing too much!!!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by J. Quantaman 5/19/2015
Wicked, uproarious humor. I reckon 10 outta 10 on the yuks meter.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 5/19/2015
Okay. You had me smiling before the hard-to-suppress laughter erupted.



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