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1910 When Lucy and Eva discover they are the illegitimate daughters of a bigamist their safe protected lives are turned upside down. They face disgrace and poverty...  
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Big & Small
by Ed Matlack
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Our government officials tell it like it is...


Big & small…


 


The President is kinda small,


So are the rest no matter how they are tall,


But look at Colin; he has everything and all,


Must be true what they say about black guys with big balls…J


 


Even Mz Rice seems to know her size,


Bigger than them all I do most certainly be,


I really hate to brag or otherwise sensationalize,


What I got is certainly a great surprise…J


 


I think that most lose what they got,


When working for the government a lot,


If nothing else they do shrink,


All those guys, cept’ Colin will one day look prettier in pink…


        © ed ~ 4/11/05

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Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
This is a funny one!
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Politicians of every stripe are well endowed. How else could they screw an entire Nation?
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
I think that most lose what they got,
When working for the government a lot,

You always have to go out of your way to insult me, don't you, Bro? Well, I'm only holding up one finger right now!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
i can only smile at you!!

Ypou are soooo bloody funny at times!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
funny!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
*grinning*

too cute; would love to see president bush in pink! that's funny to imagine! LOL
Reviewed by Paul Williams
Lol nice one Ed...Love to see Colin in Pink.

Paul;-]
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
The bottom right picture tells it all........."And the fish was this big but it got away"........yet another tale that we have come to expect.
Reviewed by Dale Clark
lol That's rich!
Reviewed by Henry Stevens
Very humourous Ed. Great collage of photos. Did you assemble them or find it complete somewhere? Anyway, good work. Henry
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