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Big & Small
by Ed Matlack
Monday, April 11, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Our government officials tell it like it is...


Big & small…


 


The President is kinda small,


So are the rest no matter how they are tall,


But look at Colin; he has everything and all,


Must be true what they say about black guys with big balls…J


 


Even Mz Rice seems to know her size,


Bigger than them all I do most certainly be,


I really hate to brag or otherwise sensationalize,


What I got is certainly a great surprise…J


 


I think that most lose what they got,


When working for the government a lot,


If nothing else they do shrink,


All those guys, cept’ Colin will one day look prettier in pink…


        © ed ~ 4/11/05

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Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 4/11/2005
This is a funny one!
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 4/11/2005
Politicians of every stripe are well endowed. How else could they screw an entire Nation?
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/11/2005
I think that most lose what they got,
When working for the government a lot,

You always have to go out of your way to insult me, don't you, Bro? Well, I'm only holding up one finger right now!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/11/2005
i can only smile at you!!

Ypou are soooo bloody funny at times!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader) 4/11/2005
funny!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/11/2005
*grinning*

too cute; would love to see president bush in pink! that's funny to imagine! LOL
Reviewed by Paul Williams 4/11/2005
Lol nice one Ed...Love to see Colin in Pink.

Paul;-]
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 4/11/2005
The bottom right picture tells it all........."And the fish was this big but it got away"........yet another tale that we have come to expect.
Reviewed by Dale Clark 4/11/2005
lol That's rich!
Reviewed by Henry Stevens 4/11/2005
Very humourous Ed. Great collage of photos. Did you assemble them or find it complete somewhere? Anyway, good work. Henry



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