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Juicy Analogies
by E T Waldron
Monday, April 17, 2006
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Amazing how analogies pop up
Holding a beautiful red velvet rose
One you sent, I kissed the petals
Your foreskin came to mind
Just the same, soft and smooth
Now I'm all aroused and flustered

Couldn't get the thought out of my mind
I replaced the rose and continued cleaning
I imagined you coming up behind me
As you so often do, and I feel your hardness
Wish I hadn't touched that rose
I'm getting nowhere  with these thoughts

I wonder if you can come over at lunchtime
I call the office, you're not there,left a message
Time to put you out of my mind for now
Wiping up the kitchen counters, oh hell
I pick up  bananas, this is getting ridiculous
The phone rings, you'll be here for "lunch"

( hallelujah!;-)


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Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
Birgit and Roger
Reviewed by Nordette Adams
I've heard quite a few comments about this sizzler. LOL. I see why. Hubba hubba. ROFL. ~~Nordette
Reviewed by Janet Bellinger
Juicy. Well done.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Wow! Quite a sizzling lunch, Tiger Lily. I think they call those 'Nooners!'
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Great job as always, Eileen; very well done! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Williams braggin agin... just cos he drives Formula 1 with a crash hat... Hmmmm, kinda like this jaw-snappin write, Eileen - particularly after the weekend I've had!! Reminds me that, biblically, I seem to recall that "desire" was actually given to WOMAN after the Fall (... as opposed to Man), along with the pain of childbirth... But a PUNISHMENT?????? No way!! :))) Both may be riddled with heartache but the REWARDS are totally worth it - no????!!!! Let the rest of us know when it's lunch al fresco and we'll have our eyes to the gaps in the fence... :)) piKniK Kate xx
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Hey, Eileen, write Paul back and ask what he does with a Kiwi fruit, he has got me thinking now, as you have with this very humorous little ditty...I shudder to think what you would do before "lunch" with a cucumber...;) Ed
Reviewed by Paul Williams
Ahem! good job it weren't a bunch of roses LOL! Very good juicy analogy Eileen...Melons, peaches, apples and Kiwi fruit? (don't ask lol) spring to mind.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Enjoyed this one thanks!!

love Tinka
Reviewed by J M
Oh this one was so enjoyable, clever and stimulating how you verbage your words. :) Its funny how thoughts work that way too.
Reviewed by Sherry Heim
Sometimes there are powerful hormonal stimulators in everything around us and we just know that we MUST get together with that special someone. We want to be adult about it and pretend that our feelings about that person are not all about sex, but when they arive, we seem to find a way to cut to the chase...I bet there was no lunch served that day but I also bet that there was smoke pouring from your bedroom and an afternoon back at work filled with memories that caused great distractions. Lushous treat of a write, Eileen
Take care,
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook
A titillating teaser!!
Reviewed by jude forese
"somtimes the things said in jest are when they are said the best" ...

juicy poem!
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Halleluhah and amen! I understand your passion very well.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Halleluhah for sure!!!
Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
God, I wish I had your talent, angel Eileen...

(((Hugs And Love, JoAnne )))
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Well, now...a different kind of write, but oh, so...juicy! Stimulating verse to read on the hottest April day ever in the DFW metroplex. Now I have another reason to take a cold shower...thanks. :) Excellent!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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