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A Chatty Muse
by Connie Hinnen Cook

Sunday, June 11, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Don't telephone to dish the dirt,
I don't have time for catty;
The rumor mills will have to close,
my muse is feeling chatty.

I don't have time to do my hair,
I'm looking kinda ratty;
And I can't stop to shop the mall,
my muse is feeling chatty.

It's been forever since she spoke,
sheer months and months of mute-iny;
It seemed my writing pen was broke,
she'd given it the boot-iny.

But now she's got so much to say,
in fact she drives me batty;
So I can't chew the fat today,
my muse is feeling chatty.

~ Connie ~

Blessed are those who have nothing to say,
and can't be persuaded to say it.
~Author Unknown~

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Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green 6/16/2006
A c e s !! :) SO clever and witty and on the mark. Rhyme and rhythm
are spot-on -- creative and. . .pick any superlative you like, it
fits. B R A V A !!!! LOL'ing, 'Pea' xOxOx
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/12/2006
Love this, Connie, and since my muse is a moose named Bullwinkle, he never shuts up!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/11/2006
My muse tends to just "tune out." Good on you. Thanks for sharing this. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Ronald Hull 6/11/2006
Wonderful, funny little ditty.

Reviewed by George Carroll 6/11/2006
Well done Connie,. let the poems fly.
Reviewed by Susan Sonnen 6/11/2006
so cute! I love the word 'mute-iny'!

Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/11/2006
Thank God for those whose muse is chatty!;-) You are a treasure Connie! I love your work, and quotes! Soar on!

Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/11/2006
Good one and be thankful that she is chatty, try and remember what it is like when they go silent and moody on us. LOL

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 6/11/2006
Give in to her and sit down and let the good times roll from that pen . . . er . . . keyboard.
Reviewed by Peter Paton 6/11/2006
The silent thoughts and words are the best of all...
Amusing and satirical pen !
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