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When Pigs Fly
by Felix LeRoy Perry

Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I still love songs that stir up funny images in my mind and I woke up at five am again with this image in my brain so figured I'd put it down to bring y'all a morning smile...


When Pigs Fly


By: Felix L. Perry


 


 


 


She said “I’ll take you back


when pigs learn how to fly”


She said “You broke my heart too often


Too many times you made me cry


She went and sold my pick up truck


She threw my old guitar in the trash


And this little old sow won’t learn to fly


I’m out in the cold freezing my asssss…


 


aaaaashes to ashes please


fly my chubby porker friend


She’s watching from the window


Things I’ve gone round the bend


I made your wings from baling wine


I glued each feather on with care


Please my little chubby porker friend


She even kept my beer…


 


baaarely can hold you up


You future breakfast snack


It’s only two feet off the ground


Why can’t you get the nack


Oh darn here come old Farmer John


I think he wants his old sow back


Ouch what’s that just hit me


My empty piggy bank I cry


I guess she wants my sorry ass back


For she sure taught that pig to fly


 


 


 


 


 


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Reviewed by Connie Faust 2/14/2007
And the piggy bank flew! Apparently she's a better flight instructor than you are.
A funny poem, and I LOVE the piggy picture! He looks so smug up there.
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 2/10/2007
So you have a funny, cute side of you, I like that and I'm still laughing.
Love your Cuz, Rose XOXO
Reviewed by Blue Sleighty 2/8/2007
Very good, but I have to wonder . . .
Reviewed by Sharon Jordan 2/8/2007
What a fun, enjoyable poem!
Reviewed by Gwendolyn Thomas Gath 2/7/2007
Ahahahaha great yes I loved it...fun to laugh, giggle, and joke.
Thank you for sharing your thoughts on "When Pigs Fly."

Have a great time Felix and take care,
From the Heart of an Artist...
Reviewed by Susan Sonnen 2/7/2007
cute, Felix!
Reviewed by Julie Donner Andersen 2/7/2007
Oh, I love it when a poet surprises me, and you did with this one, Fee! It's not your usual style, and it stretches you as a writer. Write ON!

Jools
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Reviewed by Morning Star 2/7/2007
When pigs fly indeed!!!I'd like to know who the leader would be?

You surprised me with this one,I thought that is was going to be

About one thing and it was about

Something totally different.AHHHH,

Fantastic!!

Love And Peace Always Your Friend...Morning Star ( Yolie )

Reviewed by J M 2/7/2007
OH hahaha Fee you woke with this one wow and the pic is fantstic for the poem I enjoyed this evening.

Reviewed by Debra Harmes-Kurth 2/7/2007
You made me smile :) How cute is this! Funny the things that some to you in the middle of the night.
debra
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/7/2007
Oh my goodnes.....this made me smile....but being a pigfarmer I guess I have seen more than flying pigs around!!

Thanks for sharing Felix!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg 2/7/2007
grins and snorts silly but fun
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/7/2007
*grins* The perfect pick me up in silly verse: well done, (((Fee)))! Love it (and you).

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader) 2/7/2007
Thank God pigs don't fly. I hate to be covered with their .... oh well, a fine poem that brought a smile. Victor
Reviewed by Linda Hill 2/7/2007
Lol...very funny Fee,
I needed this laugh to start my day off right!
Very creative, my friend!

Blessings always,
~Linda
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten 2/7/2007
Very creative! I love how you incorporated the last lines of each stanz into the first of the next! I do hope you find yourself an elephant, the retaliation would be quite effective!LOL!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Reviewed by Michael Mathieu 2/7/2007
Laughing with coffee in hand is bad idea,Funny poem Fee,

Michael
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 2/7/2007
very funny
Reviewed by George Carroll 2/7/2007
A needed laugh to start my day.
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 2/7/2007
Ler's all hear it for pork power!!! This is cute as can be and just the dose of humor I need this morning. You are a funny and diverse poetic friend Fee.
Love,
Susan
Reviewed by Paul Berube 2/7/2007
Felix,

The things pigs will do for a buck. (lol)
Reviewed by CJ Heck 2/7/2007
LOL, you dear poetic nut! This is adorable!
Love,
CJ
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