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Fruitcake by Duane M Weide Saturday, February 16, 2008 Rated "PG" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan >Please Don't Mail Me One<
HMMMM, Taste like shit, Crunchy and wet, Who sent this, In the mail, Mysteriously appeared, No return address, That’s real weird, Wrapped in a sock, With a small hole, Right at the tip, From a big toe, Is that candy, Sprinkled on top, Taste just like, Crushed cough drops, What’s this here, This tangy surprise, Cleared my sinus’s, Kind of dry, I think its mothballs, Mixed with sawdust, All dumped together, With peanuts, Strange it seems, Glazed with spit, Even more strange, Why I ate it.

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray	3/2/2008

Yuk! I'm not fond of fruitcake (I don't know how anyone could be.) but you've made me even less likely to eat it again, Duane. I guess that means your words were effective and got your intended result. Love and peace, Regis