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Ball of Yarn
by Mary E Lacey, Desertrat

Sunday, April 19, 2009
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Her hands danced over the yarn and made it sing. 
She made it seem so effortless to make such
beautiful things. I didn’t know what she was using
so I took a look. She was using nothing more than a simple crochet hook.
My Sis tried to teach me her craft, but I was such a
klutz, all she could do was laugh.   My slip knot wasn’t
a knot at all, although the slip part was true . Holding
on to the hook was quite a trick, it must have been greased.
For holding on to it was more than I could do.
Sis said, I have to go, keep trying; it’ll come.
it’s not rocket science
you know.
So I practiced everyday, but kept on dropping the hook, so
I knew I needed some help and brought a Crocheting for Dummies
book.   It didn’t help a whole lot, but I finally made that
stupid knot!
After that, things were going great, or so I thought.
I made a single row of chains and was proud of myself, until
Then realized I had made a row of
cornrow braids!
The drawing in the book, the chains were nice and straight,
mine were curled up in a ball and resembled a pregnant snake!
For now I’ll give this thing a rest.  I knew it necessary
when at night I kept dreaming of a ball of yarn rolling
across my chest.
No, it isn’t rocket science, I understand that.
But to keep my sanity at least for now, I gave my
yarn to my cat.

 Mary E. Lacey
2009

 

 

 

 


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Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper 4/28/2009
This is cute, Mary. I recall learning to crochet and my chain was always squiggly like a snake until I put more rows on it. I gained many hours of pleasure from working with the many beautiful colored threads. I'll admit that my Afghans never turned out as pretty as the ones other folks made.
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat 4/23/2009
I'm reviewing myself so I can finally get to 1200. This isn't so great, but amusing if you were there.

Mary
Reviewed by Jon Willey 4/21/2009
a ball of yarn knitted into a string of angst, Mary -- I know nothing of this craft but your story is still quite humorous to me --as you relate your frustration -- it seems fitting to me that you left the yarn in the cat's capable hands -- I'm sure he'll find hours of fun wrapped within -- peace and love my friend -- Jon Michael
Reviewed by Darrell and Kathy Adams 4/21/2009
What a delightful read! You have a gift of allowing a reader a real glimpse of the you inside. That is a privilege, thank you. Be well, Kathy
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 4/20/2009
You did a wonderful thing for your cat dear Mary. But all things are possible when we don't give up, remember practise makes perfect. Thank you for the smiles.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Swan Son 4/20/2009
I loved the very light read! Maybe it was especially amusing because my sister just tried to teach my Mom some crochet tricks ... and it just didn't work ... yet. I didn't witness the lesson but the story sounded a little discouraging ... too bad we don't have a cat! Susan
Reviewed by kg cummings 4/20/2009
What a delightful poem to read and enjoy! I could so relate back to the time that I was learning to crochet. It was like an obcession! You worked the story well into poetry. Kathy
Reviewed by Cynthia Buhain-Baello 4/20/2009
I can relate to this, being left-handed, I always crocheted in reverse, and my crafts teacher had a hard time evaluating the work! This poem is written very well, though - that's enough for me!

Cynthia
Reviewed by Cindy Tuttle 4/19/2009
Mary, I have never been good with anything like that either. This story made me laugh. Great story.

With Love,
Cindy
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/19/2009
I never did have any patience to learn something like this. Now drawing, on the other hand, or writing...YES! I'd do them in a heartbeat if I could; I just wasn't very good with my hands (or my brains) for arts and crafts! LOL Love the last line about that cat; too funny! LOL Well done, Mary; enjoyed~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
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