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  Best Guess (100% Chance It Will Do Something)
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Wednesday, February 11, 2004


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It's a possibility! LOL Well, then again, maybe not. :-)


i think i shall never see
snowfall, that's a rarity!
but that's what the forecast holds,
snow--sleet--and the temps, quite cold.

supposed to start friday night.
will they get the forecast right?
they say it, it never shows!
in texas, it *rarely* snows.

if they say it, it won't come.
(me thinks they've had too much rum.)
weather does what weather does.
i don't know why, just because!

ice storms, had one last year.
conditions were rather drear.
cars went all over the road.
more than one had to be towed.

one day, seventy degrees!
next day, you are gonna freeze.
the weather, extreme at best,
wildest weather in the west!

no wonder texans complain.
the weather can be a pain.
would hate to be a weather man.
put the forecast in the can!

i think i shall never see
snowfall, that's a rarity!
but that's what the forecast holds,
snow--sleet--and the temps, quite cold.

(C) Copy written, 2004, by Karla Dorman.




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Reviewed by andrea coltman 2/13/2004
I love this...I love the snow too, we've had our quotta here in the UK but it's better when you don't have to travel anywhere!!!...best wishes Andrea
Reviewed by Jane Rodway 2/11/2004
:) Well, I hope you get your snow:) I love snow, and luckily in New York, we get a ton. This was great, put a smile on my face:) :)
Reviewed by jude forese 2/11/2004
weather 'tis noble to sling the snowballs of fortune while sunning in the cold ;)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/11/2004
I agree with Anita...just do it!!

America's funniest forecast by Karla!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by jeanne watson 2/11/2004
I think I can count the number of times I've seen snow on my ten fingures.... and probably nor use all ten......the ocean...well that's another story....

enjoyed the read...

jeanne
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 2/11/2004
Yeah, don't know whether to wear a coat or some shorts?
We all have to fuss bout something...your friend...Ron
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK 2/11/2004
Murphys Law What Can Happen Will Happen,i.e. Shit Happens!!!

TRASK
Reviewed by E T Waldron 2/11/2004
Hey Karla enjoy! Fantastic poem!
Reviewed by Larry Rochelle 2/11/2004
Snow's afraid. Someone told it you don't mess with Texas.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 2/11/2004
Hey you asked me to send some :-) Hope you get enough to enjoy and it melts before you get tired of it :-)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/11/2004
Very good poem, Texas Girl! Want me to send you some snow??!!
Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz 2/11/2004
Karla..tell you what...how about I send you nine inches of
the twelve we got yesterday? It's still coming down, here, too!

Cute poem!
Reviewed by Valerie Roeske 2/11/2004
Karla, what a cute write, makes me wanna go to texas, as we are freezing here in the northern states, take care, god bless, Val
Reviewed by A PAX 2/11/2004
lol........ahhhhhhhhhhhh you are so witty!!!
you should send this in the the news station to read during a forecast, I bet everyone would relate..........
this is great......love your style........stay warm!!!
pax
A
lol
still laughing
Reviewed by Lori Moore 2/11/2004
This is very good.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/11/2004
(((Karla)))

Sounds quite promising, according to the Weather Channel AND Noaa.Gov! Hope we get a FREAKIN' BLIZZARD! YOW, I'd LOVE it! BRING ON THE SNOW!!

Great write; love that snow! but WHY doesn't it SNOW here in Tx. when we WANT it, and WHY does the weather have to be so FICKLE here?? STUPID TEXAS WEATHER! ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your winter-lovin' twin, Karen Lynn. :D
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