A LAND OF MYSTERY,EXCITEMENT, AND......ROMANCE

 I'm rubbing my feet I'm rubbing my feet I'm rubbing my feet..... and am just about to slumber off to sleep in my chilly Van Nuys bedroom,,,,,,this after  from seeing a late night horrible double Os horror film called 'Friday the 13th' ..............AND.................. THE NEXT THING I KNOW A HALF NAKED MIDDLE AGED MAN IS STANDING OVER ME, LARGE WINGS ON HIS BACK, AND HE'S CARRYING A LARGE BOW AND ARROW.  HE MUST BE LIKE A HORRIBLE CREATURE FROM MY NIGHTMARE......OR AN EVIL ANGEL,,,,,,,,OR WORSE IT'S NOT A DREAM AND HE'S AN INTRUDER AND HE'S BREAKING INTO MY APARTMENT AND HE'S INTENT ON DOING TERRIBLE THINGS TO ME.......WHY DIDN'T MARISSA MY ROOMMATE HEAR HIM COME IN?  I SWEAR A LEVEL 8 EARTHQUAKE COULD SHAKE THE WHOLE APARTMENT AND SHE WOULDN'T FEEL, THAT GIRL SLEEPS SO WELL.......