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Sorry Assed Mule
By Walt Hardester
Last edited: Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2007
This short story is rated "G" by the Author.

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A story I heard at the Big Pig Jig
www.bigpigjig.com

A friend of mine...told me this one

They grew up poor on a farm in south Georgia, but never knew it.

One day his daddy hired a field hand to plow with the mule, up to this point, It was a good mule, but the new field hand had a bad habit of stopping at the end of every other row and resting under the shade tree. Well, the mule being a mule, and a smart one, got used to his new handlers ways.
His daddy fired the sorry field hand. When he tried to plow his trusty mule again, the mule would now stop at the shade tree every other row, his daddy beat that poor mule, but he had to give up beating the mule because he got tired from all the extra work. Finally, he had to fire the mule too. He then sold the mule to a man who had cheated him in some way for a "too good to be true " price of three dollars, revenge takes on many forms.

With a nod to my bud who is a deputy sheriff in Dooly County, Georgia. Don't speed through there!!! Their cheapest speeding ticket is $250.00.

Walt               

 

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/30/2008
Cute story, Walt; glad I caught this! Very well penned; enjoyed~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 9/15/2007
Oddly enough, a friend of mine sent this in an amail last year. That mule story really gets around.
Susan
Reviewed by Dana Reed 9/8/2007
That mule's a lot smarter than most humans. LOL. And only $3.00?

Dana
Reviewed by Jennave Coz 6/22/2007
I love it like that mule learned to like the rest in shade....Handsome sparkle...Wonderful shine...Jen
Reviewed by Carolyn Kingsley 4/22/2007
Good story. I'm from the south. I appreciate southern humor. I especially liked your title.
Carolyn
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/11/2007
Something telling me you got a ticket too!!

Cute "tai'l"

Love Tinka
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone 3/11/2007
Cute story. I'll remember the tip if I'm ever passing through Dooly county. Thanks Lady J

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