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Right Where I Needed To Be
By Walt Hardester
Last edited: Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2007
This short story is rated "G" by the Author.

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Photo: Mount Fujiama, Japan....on Flicker

Before my tour in the beautiful tropical paradise known as Viet-Nam, I was stationed for a year at a hospital in Yokohama, Japan. The 106th General Hospital was a secondary evacuation facility for wounded GI's whe were not able to be treated "in country" and returned to duty. Most of the patients we saw were eventually headed back to hospitals in the U.S. for extended treatment and further surgeries as needed.

When I first arrived in Japan I had no idea that it was the site of many an earthquake. Ranging in size from a .5 on the Richter scale, on up.

My first experience with one was when I was walking down a hallway one day and I thought I felt the floor move under my feet. I asked the nurse in charge if he noticed anything funny, and he said, "Yeah, that was an earthquake, don't worry you'll get used to them, they happen all the time."

Ok, happen all the time, Hmmm. Here I was, this farm boy from Georgia, and this guy was telling me to get used to earthquakes. It took me about six months of occasional shaking to get used to them, but I eventually did.

Except for this one time.

This time I was sitting in the bathroom of my barracks on the third floor, reading, to put in a nice way.
All of a sudden the toilet I was sitting on began to sway to and fro.

The window was open next to me and I had a nice view of the surrounding area. "OK," I said to myself, "earthquake, no problem." Except that the swaying became more pronounced and I started to hear wall lockers outside the bathroom begin to move around.
It was about this time I realized this was not your garden variety quake, and might just get nasty.

I began to wonder just what the hell I was going to do if it got worse, and started looking out the window, with my pants down, considering a fatal jump. As I sat there pondering my fate, the quake subsided, the wall lockers stopped moving, and my seat quit shaking.

However, the event scared me so badly that I didn't need to read anymore. It was just then that I realized that I was right where I needed to be at that particular place in time.

Funny how that works out sometimes, ain't it?

Walt     

 

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Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone 10/28/2007
cute, Lady J
Reviewed by High Country Girl 10/21/2007
Down under we have a saying...like most of our sayings, tis uncouth of course..but this fits the bill ok...." It scared the living crap outa me"
There I said it, and thinking about it now, I wonder if this is why the Japanese are so thin!! In more reflection...have designed the fanciest dunnies in the world, hmmmm one truly wonders.
Who needs colonic irrigations when you live in Japan eh mate??
LOL, thanks for sharing this I must tell my Son, who is besotted with Japanese culture presently.
Hugs Ch'erie
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 10/18/2007
interesting write-bet it was terrifying though
Reviewed by Dana Reed 10/17/2007
Reminds me of a poem my pappy told me as a kid. Here I sit broken hearted, came to poop and I farted. LOL That earthquake probably scared the begesus out of you. Poor Walt. Dana
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/17/2007
Oh brother! life is full of shit, ain't?
Georg
Reviewed by Randall Barfield 10/16/2007
hilarious. they're right--you're a mess. this story doesn't have any nookie in it but it does everything else!!!! cheers
Reviewed by d. krusky 10/16/2007
I must say this was just the right story to read at this time of the evening. I suppose no matter what the circumstances or perhaps how embarassing it may be we all find we are in situations deemed as "Right Where I Needed to Be." It definitely would stand to reason that perhaps you were in the "john" too long? I suppose it helped you appreciate your own hometown after living with earthquakes in Japan. A great write my friend!

Smiles,
Dorothy
Reviewed by Ann Scarborough 10/16/2007
This is a great story Walt.

Love,

annie
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/16/2007
Many of life's epic moments seem to take place on the can. But did you remember - to wipe??!!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/16/2007
Excellent story, Walt; you sure have been around! Love the pic; beautiful!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

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