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Proctoscopy
By Walt Hardester
Last edited: Friday, October 19, 2007
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2007
This short story is rated "G" by the Author.

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I did not witness this but it was told to me by a nurse who did. I can just see it now.

One morning a patient had been scheduled for a Colonoscopy. This was before the days of fiberoptics and the snake like flexible tube they use today.

The patient was already set up for the procedure on a table designed for that purpose. The patients head was tilted a bit down and the table allowed for the patient to be in a kneeling position.
The patient had been draped and sedated so the only thing showing was his rear end.

The Doc came in and took one look at the exposed derriere and exclaimed, "This is not my patient!"
A quick check of the ID band confirmed this to be true .
Now, just how the Doc knew this wasn't his patient by just looking at the exposed buttocks, I will never know.

I guess if you do that for a living you just know whose is whose, and what is what.

Walt 

 

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Reviewed by Dana Reed 11/11/2007
Sign on the office door of a doc who performs proctoscopes. 'To save time, please back in'. LOL

Dana
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/20/2007
HO HO HO!!!!

(Love the pic, too!)
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling 10/20/2007
Enjoyed this write my friend, such an embarrassing test, had to have one last year. I remember waking from the anesthetic hearing the doctor and nurses discussing music, I vaguely remember commenting that I thought that particular group was a waste of time! I was even unsure that I had made this comment until I went for the follow up exam and he commented with a smile that I chattered their ears off while in recovery! Left me wondering what else in the world I talked to them about! Hmmm, who knows! Enjoyed this my friend!
Blessings,
Joyce B.
Reviewed by Randall Barfield 10/20/2007
What would the OB say?
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/20/2007
Never mind Jerry B. commentary, if he thought it before writing he would have come to the conclusion that the doctor did not recognize that "big smile" for his patient.
See how one always find the why?
Georg
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 10/19/2007
Walt,

Thought one ass looked like another...guess that's why I'm not a doctor! LOL

Was the doc's name BendOver? *heehee*

Enjoyed reading this one: well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 10/19/2007
so funny!!
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 10/19/2007
It isn't hard to distinquish one ass from a bigger one.
S'cuse me...I was just looking at your graphic.
love,
susan
Reviewed by Felix Perry 10/19/2007
Love the scenario but better yet I love the picture that seems to fit this write so well without a word about it even being mentioned.
Fee
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 10/19/2007
Pretty funny scenario Walt, you are a hot ticket for sure!
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo 10/19/2007
The doc had already seen this butt before - that's how he knew. LOL

Kathy
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 10/19/2007
I guess he did not had his flower in place......lol!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/19/2007
OW! LOL I can relate; had a colonoscopy myself, but they knocked me out; didn't know a thing until after the fact. Glad I wasn't awake.....

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

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