Episode Seven of absolutely true tales od Erstwhile Friends

July 13 2005...8:37 p.m.

Sitting in my car, Southington Cinema, CT

I'm sitting in my car right now, waiting for to see

A movie re-make of a film guess what the film's to be?

War of the Worlds now ain't that cute the irony is you see

I'm in a war of sorts myself a war twixt them and me

I really don't know what I did to cause this mighty rift

At least it seems I can say now, 'I'm so happy I could sh*t!'

No word from two as man and wife no word from f'mucked up kid

No word from one named for a tree seems all do blame this yid!

For what? I'm f'mucked if I do know now is this what I see

It seems they cannot handle my hospitality!

I think that it was mentioned once they cannot reach my style

So they retreat  it scares them so and then they run a mile!

And yet again I'm on my own here in the USA

I don't think I can say, 'Whoopee, or hip, hip, hip hooray!'

I've got to make it so I will what else is there to do?

And here I sit this scribbling hack this lonely Wandering Jew

S'funny, Lee Marvin's...Dooby Dooby Doo... I was born under a wandering star.... just boogied across my mind! Oh cool! At least I still got one! A mind that is!

WHOOPEEEEE AND HIP, HIP HOORAY mE GOt A mINd!     Cooooooooooooool!!!

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