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My wonderful friend Barbara Quanbeck sent this to me. I think it is so clever. 'Bet most a the guys agree:).
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.....LAFFing all the waaaaaay..........:)
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| Reviewed by Regina Pounds |
11/21/2008 |
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heheh! :)))
delightful!
hugs,
Gina |
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| Reviewed by Mary Coe |
12/20/2007 |
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| LOL!!!!!!!!! Very Funny. |
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| Reviewed by Elizabeth Price |
7/27/2007 |
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| lol. I never knew but it makes sense that all the reindeer hauling ole Santa were female. lol. Excellent. Thanks for sharing. Liz |
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| Reviewed by Walker Jackson (Reader) |
2/14/2006 |
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| I love humor and this is funny. I've heard that Rudolf was Gay? LOL |
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| Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher |
1/10/2006 |
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This is great! Thanks for sharing it!
Birgit and Roger |
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| Reviewed by Aberjhani |
12/17/2005 |
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| God bless womanhood:-) |
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| Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg |
11/5/2005 |
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| this is adorable! |
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| Reviewed by Sandra Mushi |
10/12/2005 |
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Lolol .. but ofcourse, Pea!
God bless,
Sandie. |
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| Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado |
12/11/2004 |
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fun write, sweet pea! happy holidays to you and yours!
please check out my two stories i did today; think you may enjoy them! feel free to comment! comments most welcome!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
love the reindeer; he'd be perfect for the christmas parade tonight! (we will be at the parade; looking forward to an evening of fun and even FIREWORKS!) |
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| Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) |
12/11/2004 |
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| I was intrigued by this and got a real kick out of it. My freind Grace would love this one. |
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