|
Laughter does like a medicine....This a funny little story, written to give you a chuckle.
The Great Eye Opener
By Myrtle Poor (c)
I am a great eye opener, Millions of people around the world just can't get going in the morning until they have sampled my unique flavor.They stumble out of bed and into the kitchen every morning. They mix my granules with clear, pure, water and plug my container into an electrical outlet. I Then begin my fifteen minute musical song that is heard in homes all over the world. "Plonk-plonky-plonky-plonk-plonk! Plonk-plonk! Plonk-plonky-ponkly-plonkly-plonk -plonk! Plonk-plonk!
After fifteen minutes of this song, I begin to change colors. I am gripped by my handle and poured into a cup. I am such a beautiful color and ohhhhhh the aroma that comes from that little cup.
"Oh no! What are you doing to me? Tell me please! Why are you ruining my wonderful flavor with all that sugar? Yak! Now I am so slurpy that it is like pouring sugar from my cup. Please I like my color! I like brown not white! Don't ruin my color with that white powder! Cough-cough-splutter-splutter! You are going to choke me to death with that powdered cream! Oh no! Not that! Clank-a-de-clank-clank-a-de-clank! Oh! You have stirred me until I'm soooooooooo dizzy. Help! Stop! Ohhhhh, goody, goody, goody. Such sweet revenge. I won't be sorry if that blister is a big one."
|
Share
Print
Save