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Hello...and welcome to my writing site at Authors Den. Appreciate your time very much.
Come See My Colorful ScrapBook Page; Page; SiteMap page 2; There are about 20 links on this page designed to get the reader around easier on my writing site, and include the following categories;
Traffic; At Authors Den (writing site); FROM; August, 2006 to the PRESENT; 474,243
I have included my four of my #1 articles (hits/views), to show the reader the variety of the topics I write about;
#1 Article; Here's the Skinny On How I Lost 40 Pounds; Over the years, this piece has been my dominant article, having been the #1 article at three different places, for over three years! Amazing! This piece has also been published on over 30 websites on the Internet.
#1 Article; Making a Difference In people's Lives By Writing; This piece was the #1 article for over two years.
#1 Article; Halloween Party; The Two-Headed Monster; This piece is #1, having been published the most times on the Internet, with over 40 websites. This piece has also been listed on the AD Featured Page for over two years! Amazing!
#1 Article; CONSTIPATION; Saying Hello to a Costly Enema; The story behind this piece is nothing short of incredible! At the age of 65 (at the time), I have never suffered from constipation...UNTIL...I was given medication for diabetes (metformin), and I found myself doubled over, and headed to the hospital by ambulance. I was in the ER about 12 hours. A week after my release, I wrote and posted this piece in the spring of 2009.
I almost didn't write this piece, because of the subject-matter and the title. But, I chose to write to help people, and so I went ahead with the article. Amazingly, this piece quietly and with no fanfare, climbed the charts of hits/views and took the lead after a three year journey. This piece, not only took the lead, but it went on to leave the other articles in the dust! Amazing!!!!
WORK IN PROGRESS...
Who says there isn't anything FREE anymore? With a short visit to the humordoctormd website/writing site here at Authors Den, the visitor will get the following and more. page composition ideas; captioning graphics; taking chances with ideas; the use of white space; color balance ideas; quotes; articles; titles; the use of humor...all FREE!
Students and young people can come to a clean site, to get ideas for their school work...FREE!
Business people can come to a clean website, to get ideas to grow their business...FREE!
Anyone can come to a clean website, to get ideas for the home or workplace projects...FREE!
Article title; Celebrating Ten Year Anniversary Of Website;humordoctormd
Creative Center; (website; humordoctormd)
Creative Center; My work and website have been featured on this site, which is the Cultural Department of the City of Albuquerque, New Mexico. (where I live)
What is one of the best ways to learn? From others, right? Learn from their experiences...both good and bad; their wisdom; education; talents and skills...and from most of all...their ideas! And, that's what this site/show is all about...IDEAS!
For those of you out there, who want to get more humor into your life, by visiting the two humor organizations listed below;
Association For Applied Threapeutic Humor;
World Laughter Tour;
LinkedIN; (Business Networking Site)
As of April, 2013, I have over 400 connections; and nearly 100 endorsements in the following categories; 1) published author; 2) freelance writer; 3) books; 4) publishing; 5) non-fiction; 6) creative writing; 7) fiction; 8) editing; 9) Quark Press; 10) proof reading; 11) social media; 12; short stories; 13) copywriting; 14) newsletter; 15) interviews; 16) publications; 17; editorial; 18) magazines; 19) ghostwriting; 20) media relations; 21) story telling; 22) feature article; 23) magazine articles
Instructions to get to the LinkedIN profile and endorsement page;
1) Click on link above;
2) Key my name in Search Window; Jerry Aragon
3) Click on the first name on the list; Humor Doctor
4) Scroll down page to color photos/profile
START DATE; (this page); December 24, 2011
UPDATE: April, 2013; Alphabetical page; Articles (370+)
$64,000 Question; Can a PaceMaker Cause a Stroke? A Few Things I Hate in Life; Aging; The Benefits of Humor; A Letter To the President of the United States; A Real Horror Story For All Americans (medical mistakes) A Writer's Best Buddy Is a Trashcan; Add Color and Creativity To Your Writing; Ageism and Job Losses Contributed To My Downfall; Albuquerque's Water Consumption Is Down; AGAIN! Alcoholism and Tough Love; Along the Bumby Road of Life (display show); America; Why So Many Watch-Dogs?; American Capitalism; (DOA) Dead on Arrival? American Dream...OR American Nightmare?; American's Greatest Enemy Is Their Own Government; American's Suffer From A Big FAT Attitude Problem; American's Should Put Politics Aside, and Go Forward; Are We Suffering From Terminal Seriousness? (Joke of the Week/clean humor); Are You Looking Forward To Your Golden Years? Are You Ready For Some Football?; Article Titles; May I Have the Envelope, Please?; Articles Published; Over 500 Internet Websites; Assisted Legal Suicide; For OR Against?; ATTENTION; Stupid Smokers;ATTENTION GETTERS; mradorable.centurylink.net; Auto Racing: Ladies; Start Your Engines; Avocadoes; Cholesterol and Heart Disease;
Back By Popular Demand; Corny Humor; Bad Things Happen To Good People; BANKRUPTCY; The United States of America; Basketball; The World-Famous PIT (woof-woof) Beads Are Not Just For Hippies, Dude!; Become An Activist In Your Community; Bed Bugs; No Need to Panic; Being a Learner and a Doer Is an Attitude; Betrayed By My Own Doctor; Betrayal; Who Can You Trust, Anymore?; Better Safe Than Sorry (ER/Admissions); BOOK; House Call; BOOK; It's Time to Tickle Thy Funny Bone! Building My Website; One Brick At a Time; Buyer Beware; (weight loss products);
Calisthentics For the Brain; Cancer and a Cup of Joe; Catch the Humor Bug...and Spread It Around; Celebrating 5 Years in Writing; Celebrating Ten Year Anniversary; Website; humordoctormd; Chemical Dump; My Visit With a U.S. Marshall; Chemical Dump; (Kirtland AFB); I Smell a Rat; Chemical Dump; Chemical Dump; Circus at Kirtland AFB; Chemical Dump: Time to Close Kirtland AFB; Chemical Dump; Betrayed By the Governor?; Chemical Dumping: Going To Kill Us All; Chemicals; Another Love Canal In the Making?; Child Molesters Deserve a Special Place In HELL! Cigarette Bootleggers/Society's Burden: Cloud 9; A Condition of Great Joy; Colon Cancer; Get Ready; Get Set...G-O-O-O; Colonoscopy Results: NO CANCER! Commitment; Promises You Make To Yourself; Constipation Article Takes the #1 Spot; Constipation and Olive Oil; Concern For Those Awful Brain Diseases; Count Your Blessings Everyday! Controlling Pig-Headed People; (oink-oink); Creatvity; Don't Let Those Ideas Get Away; Crybabies; Whiners; Excuse-Makers Need Not Apply; Culture Shock; Growing Old;
Dear Santa; Dealing With the Racists and Bigots of the World; Death Can Be Dangerous To Your Health; Defending Yourself With Good Writing; Dentures; Take Care of Your Teeth or Else!; Diabetes (type 2)and Chiropractic;Diabetes; The 7th Leading Cause Of Death in the U.S.; Diet/Diabetes; I Yam Who I Yam; Discipline; Separating The Men Form the Boys;Discrimination Against Older Workers (ageism); Discrimination Against Writers Over 40; Do It With Style...Be Yourself; Do It Yourself Bankruptcy; Do You Have a Fear of Failure?; Do You Trust Your Doctor? Does Life Begin at 40?; Don't Golf My Way;
E-Cigarettes: Another Toy For Excuse-Makers; Earth Day Should Be Everyday! (human extinction); Earth; Home Sweet Home; (conservation); Easy On The Mayo; Education Starts at Home With the Parents; Eleventh Commandant; Thou Shall Not Cook; Emergency! Rabies; Act Soon; English Only or Get the Hell Out; Event Salutes Organ Donors;Ever Wonder Why The US Is Going Bankrupt?; Everyone Has a Story To Tell; Everyone Has To Know When To Quit; Everyone Is Creative...and So Are You; Everyone Should Be an Environmentalist;
Felix Navidar (Merry Christmas); Forty-Eight Years Of Driving Without an Accident; Fox Guarding the Chicken Coop (health reform); Free Stuff; Websites; Newsletters; Students; Freedom Is Not Free; From Sea to Greedy Sea; From Stranger to Friend to Living Organ Donor;Funny Money;
Get Inspired; Get Motivated; Get Going; Getting and Keeping My Confidence; Getting My 15 Minutes of Fame (world tour); Getting Usable Ideas By Setting EGO Aside; Give Me Liberty, or Give Me DEBT; Global Warming: Believe It or Not; Going Against the Grain (taking chances/ideas; Good Healthcare; Key to Good Health; Good or Bad; People Can Make Their Own Luck; Good Writing Requirs Good Speling and Grammer; Graceful Exit; We're All Going To Die Sooner or Later; Gratitude; Opportunity To Build My Website;GREED; In the Medical Profession; Greed! Time To Board Up the Windows; GREED! Saying Goodbye to Professional Sports;
Halloween; Trick or Treat; Hate in America Is Alive and Well, Thank You; Have You Ever Kissed an Ashtray? (pucker up); Headaches! A Learning Disability For Sure; Healthcare: Become an Advocate For Yourself; Health Report; When Medicine Makes You Sick;Heaven: Smoking or Non-Smoking Section; Hockey Pucks; Dinner Is Served; Homelessness; It Can't Happen To Me; Homelessness; One of American's Greatest Fears; Hooray For the Red, White and Blue; Hot-Air Balloon Fiesta (up, up and away); Hot Dogs; Apple Pie; Music; and Humor; House Fire; Another of American's Greatest Fears; How Do You Spell JERK? R-U-S-H L-I-M-B-U-A-G-H; How To Drive Traffic To Your Website; How Do You Spell Worthless; US Congress!; How I Got Started In Humor; How I Saved My Dog Daniel; How's Your Memory? (Alzheimer's/Dementia) Humor 101 For Dumbos; Humor Has Been My Life's Calling; Humor Helps Us All to Cope With the Aging Process; Humorous Exercise Quotes and One-Liners; Humorous Medical One-Liners; HUSBANDS WANTED; Cash For Clunkers Program;
I Chose To Write To Help People and Pets; I Know What It's Like To Go Hungry; I Refused to Raise Two Mama's Boys; I Write To Please Me, Myself and I; I'm Almost Ashamed To Call Myself a Human Being; I'm Glad I Didn't Have Any Children; I'm Proud To Be an American Veteran; If You Need Help...Don't Be Ashamed to Get It; Ignorance Can Be Fixed...STUPID Is Forever; Immagine That You Have An Imagination (scary, eh?) Immaturity: Why Can't The Government Grow Up?; Inspirational Quotes To Enhance Your Documents; Internet: Main Street of Racism and Bigotry?; Is America Becoming a Drunk Tank?; Is Bald Beautiful?; Is Life Passing You By?; Isn't a Hero Just Another Sandwich?; It Takes Courage To Stay Healthy; It's All About Making People Happy; It's Better to Give Than to Receive; It's Easy to Recycle; (come on, pitch in);
Japan's Problems Are the World's Problems; Jerry...Are You Crazy?; Jobs Are Moving Out of the Country, STUPID!; Jobs; Put Your Hobby On Your Resume; Just Another Pervert In the Church; Just Say NO To Dirty Humor;
Keeping Up With the Jones'...Forget It; Kids Sentenced To Class To Quit Smoking; Knowledge is Power; Playking Hooky Is a No; No;
Laying the Groundwork For Writing My Book; Learning To Give Praise 101 For Dummies; Leave It On the Shelf To Rot; Leg Amputation; Too Little, Too Late; Legacy; A Gift of Writing; Life Can Be So Ugly (Alzheimer's/Dementia); Life Is as Complicated as You Make It; Life's Embarrassing Moments; Losing Weight Is Only The Beginning;
Come See My Colorful Scrapbook Page
Made In America! (ideas/creativity) Man's Inhumanity To Man (worst of mankind); Many Different Ways to Spell Success; Marriage/Divorce; My Way...Or the Highway; Medical; Saying Goodbye To an HMO; Medicare Going Broke; Taking Seniors With It; Medicare; (DOA) Dead On Arrival?; Memory Lane; A Big Thanks to the Readers; Millions Of People Have Left Organized Religion; Money Is the Root Of All Evil; Moonwalking To Disaster; (Michael Jackson) More Stupid Questions For Your Enjoyment; My Dog Ate My Homework; (excuse-makers); My Love For Creative Writing; My Mother Was a Racist; My Personal License Plate Reads; SLOWPOK; Merry Christmas; Happy Birthday; Happy Anniversary;
NASA Continues To Throw Money Away; National Football League; A Disgrace! National Football League a.k.a. National Farce League; NBA; National Baffoon League; Never Judge a Book By Its Cover (music/writing); Never Underestimate the Power of a Smile; NFL; Greedy Players; Coaches; and Owners; New Mexico Celebrates 100 Years of Statehood; Nobody Will Be Able to Save America From Itself!; Not In My Backyard; (radiation/nuclear); Number One Litter Problem In the World;
OBITUARIES: Two-Party System; Worthless Congress; Okay, Okay...So You Love Yourself; Okay, So You're Boring! (yawn, here); Open Mind vs. Closed Mind For Your Health; Opinion: Medical People Are Less Trusted; Our Senses Help Us All to Stay Safe;
Pain is Pain; Passing a Kidney Stone 101 For Dummies; Patience Is a Virtue; Paying Markets vs. Free Content Markets in Writing; Peer Pressure; It's Everywhere;Penn State Leaders Deserve to be in State Penn; Poison Alert: Second-Hand Smoke; POLICE STATE? (bounties, perhaps?) Poverty; Will Work For Food; Prescription Drugs; The #4 Killer in America; Prescription: Take a Large Dose of Vitamin H (humor); President Obama Should Fear For His Life; President Obummer: Listen Up! Healthcare; Protesting; Americans (2012) Are a Bunch of Candy-Asses; Prune Juice; Jerry's Little Excellent Adventure;
(Radiation) Just Say NO To Nuclear!; Reducing My Intake of Drugs Is My Top Priority; Republican Party; Same Old Crap; Read My LIps; Radiation Is Forever!; Recipe For Successful Ideas; Resume Bloopers; Humor In the Workplace;
Sabrina; Another Smoking Casualty;Sarah Palin: The Next President of the United States? Say Cheese; photography/humor; Second Opinion For Your Articles; Selfishness in America: Seven Medical Procedures That You Don't Need; Shame; Mudslinging In the 2010 Election; She Said; She Said; (run for governor); Sleep Apnea; (please read before falling asleep);Sleep Deprivation and Diabetes (Type 2); Smoking Can Cause Mental Illness In Later Years; Smoking/Heart Attacks; You Made Your Bed...; Smoking: Committing Suicide One Puff at a Time; Smoking; Until Death Do We Part; Social Security Going Belly-up? Solar Eclipse Over Albuquerque, New Mexico; So Your Parents Don't Love You? Some People Are 1st. Class Weenies; Sorry, But America Is Already a Drunk Tank; Sorry, But Rodney Dangerfield Get No Respect; SOS! My Serious and Silly Articles (page 1); SOS! My Serious and Silly Articles (page 2); SOS! My Serious and Silly Articles (popularity list); STROKE; A Blessing In Disguise; Substance Abuse Problems With Teenagers; Swallowing My Pride While Standing In a Soup Line; Super Bowl; (2012) A Wast of Time!;
Taking Care of Business (ideas); Taking Chances With My Ideas in Writing; Taking Risks; Using Imagination and Silliness; Teen Court is a Winner; Television Commercials; I push the Mute Button; The Aftermath of Surviving a Stroke; The Commandmants of Good Health; Ten Million Americans Have Diabetes and Don't Know It; Thanksgiving; Giving Thanks; Thanksgiving Is Every Day When You Have Your Health; The F-Word Is Quite Popular Around the Country; The A, B, C's of Vitamin D; The American People Win the Election of 2010; The Assasination of a President (1963); The Bad Smell of City Government; The Beginning of Rock and Roll For Me (1955); The Benefits of Chiropractic; The Dangers of Temptation and Peer-Pressure; The English Language Is All Grrek to Me; The First Black-American President; The Great Society Could Be coming To an End; The Health Benefits of Olive Oil; The Heros of 9/11 Will Never Be Forgotten; The Importance of Praise; The Importance of the Words; THANK YOU! The Insanity of Smoking; The Institution of Marriege Is Failing; The Many Benefits of Exercise; The Many Pleasant Surprises in Writing; The Negative Side of Humor; The Positive and Healing Power of Humor; The Seriousness of Depression; The Show Must Go On (writing; ideas; creativity); The Silent Killer (high blood pressure); The SpaMobile Has Arrived; beep; beep; The Sunny Side of the Street (positive attitude); The Truth About Organ Donation; The World Needs More Corny Humor; The Writing's On the Wall (ebook; iPad); There's a Sucker Born Every Minute;There's No Such Thing as a Stupid Question; Think Positive! Out With the Negative!; Throwing Away Your Life 101 For Dummies; To Be a Whistle-Blower Is to be a Patriot; To Be CONTENT, Therefore I Am; To Plan Therefore I Am; Top 25 Articles List For the Year 2011 (hits/views)
U.S. Congress Is NOT Worth Dying For; U.S. Congress; Throw the BUMS Out!; U.S. Congress; America's #1 Red Light District; U.S Drowning in Red Ink; United States of America; The Party's Over!; Until Death Do We Part; (website/writing site); Up Up and Away (a feast for the eyes);
Volunteerism; An Honorable Profession;
Wake Up America: Credit Rating Lowered; Warning! Your Life Could Go Up In Smoke; Wasted Days and Wasted Nights; Water Conservation Is Everybody's Business; Water Contamination; Congratulations To Albuquerque New Mexico; Water Contamination (raising awareness); We Need a Kinder, Gentler Nation; We the People vs. We the Greedsters; What Are We Doing to Each Other As a People?; What's Wrong With America?; Who Says There Isn't Anything FREE Anymore? Why Do I Write? Let Me Count the Reasons!; Why I'm Reluctant To Call Myself a Humor Writer; Why Stress Is so Insidious; Will Social Security Be There For You?; Winners Are Never Quitters; Winning Attitude and Achieving Your Goals; Witnessing History in America; Witnessing The Ugly Forces of Nature; Writers Often Get the Short-End of the Pencil; Writers: Wanna Get Published? Worthless Democrats; Republicans = a Worthless Congress; Writing a Book...A Behind-the Scenes Look...; Writing Can Be Therapeutic For Me; Writing Dialogue; Oprah Wimpy and Frumpy; Writing For the PUN of It; Writing Show; Everything Begins With an Idea; Writing; The Art and Power of Healing;
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You Call This America the Beautiful?; You Can't Please Everyone...So Don't Try; You Win Some; You Lose Some; You're As Young As You Feel; Young People Should Not Start Smoking;
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Copyright; 2011; Jerry Aragon, The Humor Doctor