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Fun With Some CON Words
By Tom Hyland
Last edited: Wednesday, July 01, 2015
Posted: Wednesday, July 01, 2015



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Yeah, I know, another goofy idea from Yours Truly ...

You may have to look up a couple of the words ...

IF ... you like to Learn ...









Fun With Some 'CON' Words

Tom Hyland - (C) - 6/30/15



A con (convict) used conation to 'con' (cheat) ...
His concubine out of her concupiscence!

A conure conjured up a condor ...
Then conjugated the verb 'conjoin' ...
During a conjugal visit!

A man with a concussion concurred ...
Concomitantly during a convergent conversation!

A convalescent conveniently convened in a convent ...
Then he was converted while flying in a convertiplane!

Convex (outward) is the opposite of concave (inward) ...
Whereas convexo-concave is a lens having both!

A convoy was convoked in a convoluted manner ...
Causing a great deal of contention!

Did all these 'cons' create in you any ...
Convulsions?


DUH !


(C) - TKH.


    

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Although I will not condemn your constitutionally contrived constipation, I must convey my consternation for your less than conservative confluence of connective concentration and inform you that are poetic consequences for such conniving. Cuz p
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
I found this very conical. Damn! My spelling is so bad… I meant comical! ;-)

Ron
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
LOL!!! This is a fun one indeed, you wild man!!!

Love ya!

Jane

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