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Just passing this one on.
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's.
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's ! The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Is a Texas Tornado And a Alabama Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer!
Now, You see why I passed them along!!
A few had to make you smile, HUH???
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| Reviewed by Valerie Boggess |
7/3/2006 |
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| Art, laughter for my soul. "Laughter doeth good, like a great medicine." Just like the song says, "Smile awhile and give your face a rest, and lift your hands to the One you love the best." Your writing is just what the Doctor ordered, "LAUGHTER, heals the mind and soul." A blessed write, I am laughing Art! |
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| Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK |
7/1/2006 |
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Exactly What A D Needs To Lighten UP...
TRASK |
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| Reviewed by Tinka Boukes |
6/30/2006 |
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Yip some did thanks for sharing!!
Love Tinka |
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| Reviewed by George Carroll |
6/30/2006 |
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| They all made me laugh. These were terrific tonic for me today. Thank you for posting them. I will pass them along also. |
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| Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia |
6/30/2006 |
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HAHAHHAAHAHAHA! THANK YOU FOR THE MEDICINAL BOOST, ROCK-Salt! WELCOME HOME, BROTHER - YOU WERE SURELY MISSED! THESE ARE PRICELESS; I'LL FORWARD THEM...
AND THIS SABBATH, ART, I GET TO TAKE "DAMN.....NAM" TO MY BROTHER....KEEP ME COVERED, WILL YOU? THE LORD SAYS IT WILL BE HIS BREAKTHROUGH!
YOU ROCK! XO sTrR&HTS |
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| Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher |
6/30/2006 |
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Beyond smiles, giggling! Thanks, that was cute,
B&R |
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