10.  We nag too much--if you have to tell him to do something more than twice, just do it yourself.

 9.  We complain too much--constant complaining can lead to ailments like high blood pressure and stress.  If he's not listening, let it go.  It's not going to change anything.

 8.  We don't know when to shut up--don't you ever get tired of hearing yourself talk?

 7.  We're trying to wear the "pants" and we know they're "too big" (tie)---You're a woman so act like one.

 7.  We've forgotten how to dress (tie)--We're either wearing clothes that are TOO TIGHT or TOO LOOSE.  Dress your age not your shoe size--and certainly don't wear an outfit that makes you look like a whale! 

  6.. We've forgotten what it's like to have fun---do you remember what it was like to let your hair down before you chopped it all off and decided to wear some "pants"

  5.  We want too much romance--if you make more money, give him all the romance he wants.  And if he doesn't want any, you save in the end.

  4.  We want too much foreplay---how much hugging and kissing do you expect him to do before what goes up has come down?

  3.  We're overweight and overfed--try sending some of your food to Biafra.  Remember the story your mother used to tell you when you were a kid about the poor, starving children over there?

  2.  We take our mood swings out on EVERYBODY--Menopause is no excuse to be rude.

  1.  We stopped enjoying SEX!---Now you wonder why he's cheating on you.   


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