George W. Bush wins the Nobel Peace Prize.
It was announced moments ago that George W. Bush has won the Nobel Peace Prize! In a stunning turn-around from an earlier announcement that Al Gore had won, the "new" Nobel committee which consists of 9 former Supreme Court Justices ruled in a 5-4 decision that the prize should be stripped from the clutching hands of Gore and awarded to "Georgie."
An early morning invasion ordered by Bush sent a force of Blackwater USA personnel into Sweden. The Swiss Army quickly came to the defense of the Swedes since they have only a 2 man army but soon surrendered ALL their knives. The army of Sweden was then disbanded by the new Vicar of Sweden, George Tenet, who was immediately appointed by Bush to oversee the peaceful reconstruction of that troubled nation.
In a speech planned for later today aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, President Bush is expected to honor the 4 brave Blackwater USA "troops" required for the overthrow of Sweden's military.
The "Mission Accomplished" banner has been dug from the dumpster and re-hung as a fitting tribute to the brilliant and complete victory in Sweden.
More later on this developing story.
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|Reviewed by Steffan Piper
|This is absolutely brilliant. You should send it to Wolf Blitzer or that old cuss, Jack Cafferty. This is like the modern day equivalent of Mario Savio.
Very nice, incredibly poignant.
|Reviewed by Keith Rowley
|Brilliant! Let 'em have it, Chuck!
|Reviewed by Mr. Ed
|HO HO! If Dubya ever won the Nobel Peace Price, I truly would believe it's the End of the World - like right now!|