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Woids**
By L W Fugett
Last edited: Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Posted: Thursday, April 05, 2007

Words to live by in Cleveland

If it walks like a duck

Quacks like a duck

And has feathers

It could be Hortense the Hooker.(She's funny that way)

 

She ain’t heavy she’s my hooker.

 

Let’s throw it out on the stoop and see if the cat covers it up.

 

Put some lipstick on this pig and sell it in Cincy.(used cars)



Kilroy's dead. Bubba shot him.(sign on wall at police station)

 

What's a good Cleveland colonoscopy? Finding less than two gerbils and a vial of crack.












 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Reviewed by Janet Caldwell (author) 3/17/2008
LMAO!
Reviewed by Blake Elford 10/20/2007
crack
Reviewed by Pier Tyler 6/14/2007
Love the artwork. Words rightly spoken, sometimes has double meanings. I enjoyed this.

-Pier


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