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My friends on Halloween
By JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER   
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Last edited: Thursday, October 30, 2008
Posted: Thursday, October 30, 2008

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I just read Georges exhuberant little lay in the party of Hallows Eve and so I thought, we should be aware of couple of things just in case!

 

My friends on Halloween
Don’t forget the time zones,
For up, and have you thought about the northern lights,
Their light and x rays might also interfere with your safe return,
To you withered safe haven before sun up. Then I understands
We has some protesters bearing crosses and stakes whole lot of them.
The Mounties are out watching for them, but then on Halloween night, who knows if they are real, it could be them mace shooting killers, that give ordinary people like us the willies up here.
And talks about willies, we have lots of them up here too, we usually lay bets on them, will he, or won’t he do her tonight,
Usually the willies win hands down, especially after all the won’thies, gots to drunk, the willies take over in the morn,
And then there are the wonkies, thats has well you knows what, seasoned woodsmen that’s practicing on Moose out there in the back country, beware ladies, brings lots of lubricants, I knows I seen them in action, I’s myself lived with them for a while and tooks on their ways. I pass a little secret to ya in case you sort of youngish and a virgin Gods forbid, ya can usually hear by their accent, either Newfie, or Bluenoser, because that the majority of them. What I forgot, o yah, we also has them, that likes pretty boys, so Georg my friend you mights be in danger, there be none though for Jersey, he’s scary enough for both sexes, and for all those bare breasted ladies, you too watch out for the nipplers, theys bites, you’ll find them first warming up on the dipping trays, and as the evening wears on,
they takes delight in more refreshing interests. In general I would say, all of you are fine guests and have nothing to worry about I’m sure, for Fee is a fine host, and I’m sure he’ll have everything ready for you just perfectly, I know he ordered the vats already for dipping the witches in their brew, and I heard that Ed and Ed and Ed be doing the scrubbing, so the evening should be just as the doctor ordered, Dr.Bonnie of course, So far that be all I know, and thought I pass it on, just in case Fee was too busy, see ya folks,
 
P.S. forgots to tell ya, you’ll have to takes them socks and stockings off or anything else, before you’ll be allowed in that there vat, it’ll be most revealing.
We’ll have a howlin good time ya all, lots of love! Jasmin Horst


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Reviewed by Felix Perry 10/30/2008
Once again I thank you for passing on such timely tips that all my guests I hope will print off and take with them so they'll be prepared for their journey. See you at the bash my friend

Fee
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/30/2008
We don't use socks anymore, we wear them big cucumbers that Mom gave us at birth, so canucks...eat your heart! ! !

Edvard the Elder

PS: we are known as the three-legs-brothers, guess why?

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/30/2008
What I forgot, o yah, we also has them, that likes pretty boys, so Georg my friend you mights be in danger, there be none though for Jersey, he’s scary enough for both sexes

Ya got this old wolfman a howlin now, my friend!!!!

And I sure hope Freaky Fee is stockin plenty of Moosehead Bear and Canadian Moonshine 'cause we wolves get mighty thirsty up in them there woods.



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