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Dear diary: I've met my soulmate in biology at Forks High School --but there's just one problem ...
Dear Diary: Today was my first day at Forks High School, and there’s the most beautiful boy in biology class. Edward is so beautiful that I look pass certain things about him. Things that should make me nervous. Like he does not have a reflection in a mirror! Like his eyes just go away at key moments! I think his eyes go away anyway. He has the most beautiful eyes! I probably will flunk biology but who cares!!??!! I’ve met my soulmate and he’s SOOOO beautiful. Yum. Yum.
On the way home from school today I veered off the road and my car flipped over but GUESS WHAT!!! Edward lifted up my car and saved me from being squished like a bug. Like Spiderman saving Mary Jane only better. I swear he did. He said he did NOT. Did so. Did not. Did so. Did not. DID SO!!!
I can hardly wait to be alone with him, even though I’m pretty sure he’s a vampire. Maybe not a bad bad evil vampire -- after all, he’s vegetarian. I bet he’s not octo-vegan or lacto-vegan or lacto-octo-vegan or octo-lacto vegan but a vegan-vegan-vegan vampire. That’s because Edward is so pure. And also, did I mention that Edward is SO BEAUTIFUL!
Well, since I am flunking biology, I'd better go and study the book. What's a vampire anyway? Isn't something like a Venus Flytrap? It's going to be on the test, I just know.
Did I mention that EDWARD IS BEAUTIFUL???? Hugs, Bella
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| Reviewed by R. Malone |
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Absolutely hilarious. LOL!
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