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Catholic Leadership Hypocrisy
By Dennis Domrzalski
Last edited: Sunday, May 23, 2004
Posted: Sunday, May 23, 2004

The Communion/abortion pronouncements make Catholic leaders look like idiots.
It was a blast growing up Catholic. Knowing that we were members of the only true church and the only people who could get into heaven made us feel superior and cocky.

Whenever we were on the losing side of an argument with kids of different religions, we would just end it by saying they would burn forever in hell—no matter how good of a life they lived.

By contrast, we knew we could shoplift, vandalize property, swear, smoke, drink, and think impure thoughts and still be saved because we could go to confession and have the black spots removed from our souls. A quick Act of Contrition mumbled out, or even said silently, had the same effect of cleansing us of sin, and so we weren’t afraid of eternal damnation, and thus we went blissfully about being young jerks.

By the seventh grade, though, we had it with the propaganda and the nutty rules. At that young age even we realized that it was insanely and sinfully unfair that kids who were in different religions because of choices their parents made would burn forever in hell. So we started ditching Sunday mass, and from that point on, none of us were really Catholic.

It’s a good thing. Because if we were, we’d be storming the Vatican and archdiocese headquarters with pitchforks, torches and sledge hammers, screaming that the church’s leaders are hypocrites, liars and vilest of pigs.

And we’d be screaming that people who subject themselves to any religion’s authoritarian rules are hopeless, pathetic dopes who aren’t worthy of freedom, and who jeopardize our freedom by mindlessly submitting to those rules.

The latest garbage from the Catholic Church comes from its outposts in Colorado and New Mexico. A bishop in Colorado Springs has taken the pro-choice/Communion controversy to a new extreme, saying that Catholics who back politicians who support abortion rights, gay marriage, stem cell research and euthanasia should not take Communion.

In New Mexico, a Catholic high school, apparently prompted by extremists, has fired a teacher with 33 years of service to the school because he told students they wouldn’t be damned to hell for missing one Sunday mass.

Bishop Michael Sheridan of Colorado Springs has issued the most insulting statement. Not only has he said that Catholics who support abortion rights candidates can’t take Communion, but that they must publicly recant their “sin” before they can again receive the host.

“It might take a public recantation,” the rule-loving Sheridan said in a recent interview.

Well, here’s news for Sheridan:
It won’t take a public recantation because most of your flock probably thinks you’re an idiot and they don’t listen to you anyway.

Why?

Because this is America, the land of the free, not some feudal, medieval society where political and religious leaders use rules, authority and myths to keep people down.

We’re not modern-day Saudi Arabia where people are stoned to death for breaking religious rules. We’re not sixteenth century England where people are beheaded for minor theft. We’re not a people who take seriously the pronouncements of religious bureaucrats, most of whom have never had a real job.

We’re people who think for ourselves.
Or we should be, anyway.

In Albuquerque, the Archdiocese of Santa Fe fired a St. Pius High School teacher because a student complained about his teaching.

And what did the teacher, Michael Fitzgerald, tell the kid?

That no single act would send a person to hell because God looks at “the fundamental orientation” of a person. If you constantly strive to do good, you will get to heaven, even though you might stumble quite a few times along the way.

Most people would probably agree with that.

But the idiot bureaucrats in the Archdiocese of Santa Fe couldn’t see the benefit of that common sense view, and so they fired Fitzgerald.

Archbishop Michael Sheehan has obviously forgotten the story of Mary Magdalene, the thief on the cross and the other examples of God’s immense capacity for forgiveness.

But that’s typical of religious bureaucrats. They really don’t care about saving our souls, they just want our mindless obedience—and our money.

So give them neither. Stop contributing to the Catholic Church and to any other religion you belong to. Let the bureaucrats get real jobs like the rest of us.

Don’t listen to their stupid pronouncements, whether they’re a priest, archbishop, rabbi, ayatollah, minister or mullah. Tell them that religious oppression has no place in America because we are free men, free women and free thinkers who are disgusted by their efforts to control us.

And tell them this:

The torches have been lit and the pitchforks are being passed out.

And not even a public recantation will save them.


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Reviewed by Rodwell Ryder (Reader) 2/21/2009
Excellent and heartfelt article, Dennis. Let the truth be known.
Reviewed by Nadia Trousdale (Reader) 6/7/2004
I was forced into a Catholic education grades three through nine, and finally am free! (I was baptized as a baby, and I did take comfirmation but only for the party and money. How's that for blasphemy, baby?) Anyway, I enjoyed this article greatly, and am feeling re-inspired to go read some Anton LaVey...
Reviewed by E. Lucas-Taylor 5/31/2004
Having gone to a convent school, I could easily identify with what you are saying. Brought a giggle, too. There are several books on this hypocrocy. One is by a priest [whose name escapes me] called IN GOD'S NAME. Another deals with the murder of John Paul, when he decided he was going to overhaul the Vatican banking system, one so fraught with fraud and corruption, he threatened to bring down the papacy with his inquiries.



Reviewed by Debra Conklin 5/29/2004
Your views are not the first that I have seen expressed. My father - in - law (a once proud Catholic, but no more) is more ashamed by the organization now. His mother still attends Mass, faithfully, though they refuse to give her communion (after being a member of the church for all her life, and forcing her to shell over most of her money, and demanding that she help out at every church function, whether cooking, cleaning of just plain schlepping) b/c she is divorced (for over twenty five years, from a man who continually cheated on her and who has been dead, for many years,now).
Unbelievably, she does not see this, she is absolutely devoted to this faith, wearing blinders.

I agree with you, Open Your Eyes, America!
Debbie
Reviewed by Lori Moore 5/25/2004
Interesting article. I am glad the Catholic Church of my youth and the attitudes we were taught differed immensely from most of those reported here. I do not practice Catholicism today, nor any organized religion for that matter, but do find the discussion of religion interesting. I appreciate your efforts to point out hypocrisy. Enjoyed.

Reviewed by Vesna TwinFlameunion 5/23/2004
YAY!!! I salute you Denis..

"But the idiot bureaucrats in the Archdiocese of Santa Fe couldn’t see the benefit of that common sense view, and so they fired Fitzgerald."

How true ..alas how true!!!
I'd paste this on every noticeboard..in every Catholic School..wouldn't THAT be something!!!

PS I had a Catholic Education..and I'm STILL recovering from it..sigh
Superb write!


Vesna :)



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