Blogs by John V. Martin
The Nuclear Gun… South Brooklyn Style
11/25/2009 1:37:05 AM
I’m all for the second amendment! But let’s face it…Some people shouldn’t be allowed to have guns… Especially if they are not Americans.
How should one respond when a nut that has been threatening you and your family, asks, “Wait here, while I get a gun to shoot you. with.” Think about it? Which nuts hate us and want to kill us? Iran and North Korea? And…..What are we doing? WAITING, just like they asked. Waiting for what? Waiting for them to get their nuclear weapons and use them on us.
We did tell our “friends” about the threat. So they decided to have a talk with the nut.. He just laughed and said, “Suuure… let’s talk about it while I’m working on trying to get my gun.” Indeed, we have a big problem here and it looks like nicety nice diplomacy is not going stop these nuts from getting those guns. We can hang it on the poor Israelis to try to take care of the Iranian nut for us, but that ain’t a sure thing…and it don’t do nothin about the nut in North Korea.
There is another option. I call it the South Brooklyn nuclear accident option. Here how it works. We approach the Russians and Chinese behind the scenes and flat out tell them, “If North Korea doesn’t get rid of it’s gun immediately, there is going to be some accidental nuclear detonations at their nuclear weapons plants and storage facilities. Whether you like it or not, accidents will happen, fellers (sic). The next step is to load and cock your gun and stick it in North Korea’s mouth.. If they go for their gun…Drop The Hammer! Immediately. I assure you , the Iranians and anyone else looking for a gun to use on us will get the message.
Scary thought? Sure is…but we are dealing with scary “people.“ and there ain’t no such thing as defensive nuclear weapons, folks. Yeah, I‘m crazy…but crazy kept me alive for the last 62 years. .
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