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A true but sick story with a twist of sick humor
5/9/2011 2:24:35 PM    [ Flag as Inappropriate ]

My mother always said if you can't say something nice about somebody, don't say anything all.
A co-worker emailed me last week from his blackberry with a dilema. He was at a doctor's appointment and had answered nature's call in a significant way in their little bathroom. The toilet was hopelessly plugged but since his appointment was finished and because he was extremely embarrassed he left the souvenir behind and left the office without mentioning the incident. His crime was soon discovered and before long there was an all points bulletin released to be on the lookout for a silver Infinity. The charge? Felony shit and run. (Sorry Mom)

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