Blogs by Ian R Thorpe
Better Sex Now
12/20/2005 9:13:41 AM
A news report said, "In a survey of 1,000 men by the online reverse auction site million21.com, the top three Christmas presents on the male wish list were a Ferrari, followed by “more and better sex”, and a “three in a bed romp”. The three presents they most expected to receive were aftershave, books and socks."
Now these being e-bay customers you see the problems. Forget the Ferrari boys, you just look like a rich wanker if you buy a 190 mph car in a country with 55mph speed limits - there's a lot more cachet in driving a classic English sports car, a 1974 Triumph TR6 for example is a babe magnet. As for items 2 on the wish list again with the fact in mind that these are e-bay customers, boys you will find you get more and better sex if you get rid on the pair of computers and the internet connection between you and your partner.
As for item 3, you just have to have what it takes - and if I could put it in bottles I would be selling it on e-bay!
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