Blogs by Connie Faust
The Computer Swallowed Grandma
7/11/2008 6:28:56 AM
Guy Cook, husband of our wonderful poet, Connie Cook, who died in Jan.'07, sent me this. He is a friend and supporter of my writings.
This is from a subscription to MIKEY'S FUNNIES, which is found at http://www.mikeysFunnies.com/sub/
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
This is a tribute to all the Grandmas and Grandpas who have been fearless and learned to use the computer.
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly it's true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the Recycle Bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me!
[forwarded by Turpin Ashurst]
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
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