Blogs by Marcus Dino
Fifi's Thoughts
10/14/2008 7:52:43 PM
CELEBRATING ANOTHER CUBS FUNERAL
The Good old Cubs curse is alive and well as it has been for the last 100 years. The Cubs get me and all my chakras excited after they win nearly a hundred games and THEN THEY BECOME......'THE CUBS' AGAIN. They get swept by Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers, a team that won like only 84 games. And the games weren't even close. The Cubs didn't even hit or pitch.
When the Cubs win a World Series Hell will be quite cold becaue it will freeze over and Satan will look like Santa Claus.
The National Debt will reach zero before the Cubs win a World Series.
When the Cubs win a World Series it will have to be on another planet or in another star system like Zatoris where my best friend Alocki is from. Zatoris orbits Alpha Centauri. Earth's atmosphere will be full of poisonous gases, you know, like Venus, and it will be uninhabitable.
I have no idea what will come first, the Cubs winning the World Series, or the 'Rapture.'
California will turn into a gigantic island before the Cubs win a World Series.
The Bizarro world will take over. You know things like priests and monks and nuns geting married and Hugh Hefner taking a vow of celibacy before the Cubs win the World Series.
I actually think I have a chance to land an acting role in a big budget movie before the Cubs win a World Series. Actually all these things may take place before the Cubs GET TO A WORLD SERIES.
All this nonsense and talk of an All Chicago series. The Sox also choked against the Rays. You LA people can't gloat that much though. Your Dodgers lose to the Phils and the Angels did a 'Cub Job' against the Red Sox. Now it looks like a Philly/Devil Ray Series. OMIGOSH DEVIL RAYS HAVE ONLY BEEN IN EXISTENCE 12 YEARS AND MAY WIN THE SERIES. THAT'S 88 YEARS LESS THAN THE CUBS LAST CHAMPIONSHIP.
OMIGOSH 2 THOSE DARN RED SOX KEEP ON REFUSE BEING THE DEAD SOX. THEY'RE LOSING 7-0 TO THE DEVILRAYS IN THE 7TH AND THEY COME BACK AND WIN 8-7. Those pesky Red Sox as I much as I hate them don't know what the word quit means. Last year they came back from the dead and beat the Indians after being down 3-1 in the Series. And you Yankee fans, well I don't think you're very happy about 2004. But the Cubs on the other hand, well let's just say it's over as soon as they sing the Anthem. I MEAN 101 YEARS...........
I believe I have a long dead grear great grandfather who remembers when the Cubs won it all. I need to visit him when I learn how to 'astral trsvel' and ask him what it felt like.
Speaking of my chakras OHHHHHHHHHHH my stomach chakra growls so much when I eat spicy food or Italian food and my head chakra will complain when I drink a little alchohol and my heart chakra makes my heart beat fast when I eat......spicy food again.
Now these darn MDs will use terms like acid indigestion and headache and 'mitrol valve prolapse' but I know my chakras, I know my chakras.
I'm sorry people may call tough as nails Sara Palin 'Sara Barraccuda' but I'D RATHER SEE A BARRACCUDA IN HIGH OFFICE THAN A BARACK O' COULDA.
OK JOHN YOU AND SARA ARE UNDERDOGS IN THOSE POLLS. TIME TO ROLL UP THOSE SLEEVES THESE NEXT 21/2 WEEKS. MAYBE IT WILL BE LIKE 1948 AGAIN WHEN THE WINNING TRUMAN SHOWED A NEWSPAPER THAT HE GOT BEAT BY A FAVORED DEWEY.
I just saw that silly old movie Gidget about about some girl who liked hanging around beach bums at Malibu Beach. You people realize one of the minor actors was Tom Lauglin of 'Billy Jack' fame? Cliff Robertson is one of my favorite actors though.
That girl Gidget played by Sandra Dee asked her rich daddy for a few bucks for a surfboard. I'M SORRY WHEN I WAS 16 I WAS WORKING AS.....A WAITRESS. ALSO I'M SORRY BUT THESE TWO BEACH BUMS MOONDOGGIE AND THE KAHUNA NEED PUT IN A HARD DAYS WORK AND NEED TO QUIT BUMMING AROUND THE BEACH ALL DAY.
How in Heavens are there hardly any people on those beaches at Santa Monica and Malibu in the late 50s like they showed on 'Gidget?' You go to those beaches today and there are wall to wall people. Speaking of wall to wall people. I mean can you inagine living on Earth a hundred years from now? Earth a population of 70 billion, PEOPLE WOULD SLEEP STANDING UP BECAUSE THERE'S NO SPACE. AND OH ALL THE GARBAGE. AND OH ALL YOU KNOW THE 'HUMAN STUFF.' AND OH ALL THE DIRTY POLLUTED AIR. AND OH ALL THE WEIRD GLOBAL WARMED WEATHER. FREEZING SUMMERS AND SWELTERING WINTERS. DIRTY WATER TO DRINK? AND FOOD? SOYLENT GREEN MAYBE. UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH. AND THE CUBS STILL WON'T WIN A SERIES IN 2108.
SPEAKING OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTORS. THE LATE GREAT PAUL NEWMAN. OHHHHHHH WHAT A GREAT ACTOR. HE ONLY WON ONE BEST ACTOR OSCAR. HE SHOULD HAVE WON ABOUT 3 OR 4. REST IN PEACE PAUL. HOPE THEY HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RACE TRACK UP IN HEAVEN. I KNOW YOU LOVED RACING
Also the man who played 'Mr Clean' also left us. Rest in peace man who played 'Mr Clean.'
EEEEEK A rarity for 2008. I actually saw 2 well made movies in a row. FLASH OF GENIUS AND THE EXPRESS. So sad to see a great athlete like Ernie Davis pass away at such a young age.
I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY FIFI CAN'T BE AS WELL KNOWN AS GIDGET AND SAY 'BETTY BOOP.' I MEAN BETTY BOOP IS NOT EVEN FLESH AND BLOOD. BETTY BOOP NEVER......TOOK A 'POOP.'
OK potty mouth potty mouth but I am Fifi, LADEDA LADEDA
I need to talk to older women, you know women like my mothher and grandmother what their 20s were like. OMIGOSH THEY WERE BOTH LIKE.......MARRIED. More than enough thoughts for now....
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