Blogs by Marcus Dino
Fifi's Thoughts
7/11/2009 11:52:37 PM
'ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS'
OHHHHHHHHHHH How I love my good literary friend the 200 year old Great Writer........ Now of course the Great Writer is a fan of the Dramatic Arts and he is as appalled with the current state of the Theater.....I mean he considers both films and Broadway plays and stuff to be Theater....as he is with the currrent state of 'Literature.'
For example last night we both watched that brilliant teenage gendre Oscar contender 'I love you Beth Cooper...' and well.....let's just listen to the Great Writer's review of the film.......Allright you people remember Rodney Dangerfield's stuckup English college professor rival in 'Back to School?' Well.....the Great Writer looks and sounds just like him....By the way since the Great Writer has been long dead you people can't see him....only I can....you know I have the ability to see ghosts....I don't understand why they gave the role of the 'ghost seer' to that snotty little kid in 'The Sixth Sense' instead of me..... But that's my luck......Always getti9ng tunrned down at auditions.....Allright enough of my bad luck....HERE'S THE GREAT WRITER AND HIS REVIEW OF 'BETH COOPER...'
I AM TRULY SADDENED BY THE DECLINE OF THEATER SINCE MY YOUNGER DAYS IN EARLY 19TH CENTURY LONDON.....BACK THEN I COULD TRULY SEE ON A DAILY BASIS A GREAT SHAKEPEAREAN PERFORMANCE AT....LET US SAY...THE OLD VIC....NOW LAST NIGHT I GO WITH FIFI TO WHAT YOU AMERICANS CALL 'CINEPLEXES' AND SEE THIS APPALLING TRASH OF A FILM CALLED 'I LOVE YOU BETH COOPER.' PERHAPS THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE SHOULD BE REWRITTEN AS 'I HATE WATCHING YOU AND ANYBODY ELSE IN THIS MOVIE BETH COOPER....'
SUCH UTTERLY STUPID DIALOGUE.....SUCH UTTERLY STUPID PLOT STRUCTURE....SUCH UTTERLY STUPID SCRIPT WRITING..SUCH UTTERLY STUPID CHARACTERIZATION....I TRULY BELIEVE THE 'COMPUTERIZED RACOON' WAS THE BEST ACTOR IN THE ENTIRE FILM....
WHY WOULD A BRILLIANT YOUNG MAN WHO HAD JUST BEEN ADMITTED TO YOUR HIGHLY PRESTIGIOUS STANFORD UNIVERSITY MAKE SUCH A RIDICULOUS VALEDICTORY SPEECH TO HIS HIGH SCHOOL CLASS AND TELL EVERYONE THAT HE 'LOVED BETH COOPER...?'
WHY WOULD SNOTTY BIMBO BLONDE CHEERLEADER BETH COOPER AND HER PARTY GIRLFRIENDS BE THE LEAST BIT INTERESTED IN THE NERDY LEAD CHARACTER AND HIS EQUALLY GEEKY BEST FRIEND OR SHOULD I SAY ONLY FRIEND?
HOW COULD THE UNITED STATES ARMY OR ANY ARMY ADMIT SOMEONE LIKE BETH'S MANIAC BOYFRIEND? HOW CAN A LUNATIC DRIVER LIKE BETH BE ALLOWED BY THE BLOODY DMV TO HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE? HOW DOES DENNIS THE GEEK'S BEST FRIEND DEFEND HIMSELF AGAINST THREE MUSCULAR MILITARY MEN WITH ONLY 'A WET TOWEL?' HOW CAN DENNIS THE GEEK FINALLY GET BETH 'THE HOTTIE'S 'INTEREST' AND THEN STUPIDLY TELLS HER I'LL SEE YOU AT THE 10 YEAR REUNION AND IF WE'RE BOTH STILL SINGLE BY THEN WE'LL GO GET MARRIED....."
FIFI YOU ARE QUITE RIGHT WHEN YOU SAY MOST OF THE MOVIES TODAY ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY DEAL WITH PEOPLE YOUR AGE.... WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM....? GENYERS?........ARE QUITE SILLY....I CAN SEE YOUR FRUSTRATION AT GETTING TURNED DOWN FOR FILM ROLES BUT PLEASE DON'T COMPROMISE YOURSELF BY ACCEPTING ROLES IN BAD MOVIES LIKE THIS.... 'BETH COOPER...' I'M SURE IF YOU PERSEVERE YOU WILL LAND A GOOD LEALING ROLE IN A GOOD QUALITY FILM AND YOU WILL NOT DAMAGE YOUR REPUTATION JUST TO MAKE A FEW 'BUCKS...'
'FERRIS
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