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Blogs by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
Alleys, Gutters & Side Streets
4/10/2008 3:14:36 AM
If Your Ship Doesn't Come In...I say swim out to it, and if it ends up being a tub boat, use that Tug to get to the cruise liner :) Someone Bring Me A Margarita!!!
(Humor Does Not Rob The Bank of Love It Makes Daily Deposits With Interests!!)
Embraced ~ Embrassé
Vickie
The Educated Guess
Vs.
The Constructive Criticizer
Hummmm I say, Good Morning One-sided Situation :)
Now Now Now....we all know that does not exist. There is no way life is a one-way street. There are to many alleys, & gutters, & side streets!! :) hee hee
I Know you all have heard this
-->”It’s My Way or The Highway”<--
HUH?......what about this unpaved path? Yes, I do wish to beat my own drum & march to my own band.
I am a solo artist! What can I say
Awww… But what about -->”Robbing Peter to Pay Paul?”<--
Did Mary get stuck with the burden of those debts?
But then what ever became of -->“I’m Goin To See A Man About A Dog”.<-- Yeah Right Sure You Are! Mmmm?
-->“It’s Not The Company You Choose, It’s The Company You Keep” <--
What Is The “IT” anyway? Does Anyone Know?
-->“It’s Not Lady Like To….”<--
Well guess what?! I never wanted to be a lady anyway!
I Am A Woman!
Wanna hear me roar? Piss Me Off! LOL-or wait for Aunt Flow to Visit She Brings PMS Every Month! AURGH!!
-->“Out of The Skillet & Into The Fire”<-- well gee go figure……
-->”If That Ain’t A Crock a Crap, I don’t know what is!”<-- :) Shits A Weapon Aime For The Eyes! har har :)
-->”Your No Fun Since I Quit Drinkin”<-- why did I quit drinking anyway?
And last but not least....
-->”What’s Good For The Goose, Is Good For The Gander”!!<-- lol why is it ALWAYS different when the shoe is on the other foot? LOL ;)~
Sooooo REMEMBER THIS
“Don’t Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch”
&
“Don’t Put All Your Eggs Into One Basket”
Unless You Are Expected At The Farmers Market :)
Sincerely The Angry Typist From Zen......
(April 10th, 2008 5:59 a/m)
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