• My remember is broken, but my forget is in good working order.
• Love is grand; Divorce is a hundred grand.
• I am in shape. Round is a shape.
• Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
• Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
• Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
• An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
• There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
• In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
• I am a nutritional overachiever.
• I am having an out of money experience.
• I plan on living forever....... So far, so good.
• A day without sunshine is like night.
• Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
• Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
• Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.
• And this one is the real truth, so pay attention: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.

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