REPARATIONS INVOICE NO 00001
President George Bush Junior
Leader of Westerners
White House - Oval Office Bldg.
Washington, New York, U.S.A. 21200
FOR: Royalties for Religious & Philosophical & Mythological Ideas; Yoga Franchise Fees; Penalties, Damages & Fees for Stolen Inventions - including The Wheel, Gunpowder, Chariots & Transcendental Vehicles; Sexual Abuse & Harassment & General Misogyny; War Reparations - including Alexander the Great Invasion; Copyright Violations & Plagiary; Romantic Fascism License; Racism, Discrimination, Slander & Lies; Special Damages British Colonization; Immigration Abuses; Minerals: Excessive Cab Medallion & Newspaper Stand Fees & Restaurant Rental Ripoffs; Royalties for Number Zero: Jewels; Garden of Eden Show; White Elephants; Poem Reading Fee (Farty Carty); Snake Charming; Meditation; British Friendship Fee (Gerald Finlay); Miscellaneous
PLEASE REMIT ...... $ 750 Trillion U.S. Dollars
Make Letter of Credit in Favor of:
Tundra Puta, Treasurer
RESPECT RESPECT RESPECT, Unlimited.
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