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Excerpt from Emotionless Souls
Monday, March 10, 2008  6:08:00 PM

by David S Grant



Action/Thriller

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BERETS AND BENDY STRAWS 

1 of 20 short stories in Emotionless Souls

 

The aerospace layout is around us at JFK as we eat chicken fingers and sandwiches.  This is a very average meal in our lives and we think nothing of it.  Now we know that chicken fingers and sandwiches should be appreciated for what they are.  Good American Food.  Correction. Not French Food.

 

I believe it was in the check in line where Beth said to me Is that a window seat? as she looked at our tickets.  Which lead to the aisle versus window seat discussion.  Ten minutes later, the discussion ends and we board the plane.  The flight attendants are speaking French and right away we realize that this could be trouble.  Here we are, still on the runway at JFK, and for all we know the sweet flight attendant has just told us that they have poisoned the food of all the stupid Americans.  It could happen.  I've seen movies.   

The heat.  My God, the heat.  It's really hot on the plane and Beth can't sleep.  I continue to remind her that she has to sleep on the flight, but this is only making her angry.  I can't sleep because of the unbearable heat and because the guy in front of me is forcing me to crotch his seat.  Not good times.  The food (and I say this cautiously) is served. Some type of fish.  We don't eat fish, but we had no idea what they were saying.  We don't eat.  We are only one hour from New York.  Multiply the first hour by five and this was our flight to Paris.

 

We deplane and there's no security.  They glance at our passport, glare at us, and smile.  As we wait for our luggage (where everyone is smoking) we realize that together we stick out like a sore thumb.  There's a café in the airport where everyone is drinking expressos and smoking.  While dragging three hundred plus pounds of luggage, we head toward a taxi stand.   

We find a taxi and the driver gets out.  I point to the hotel on our itinerary and say Bonjour!.  The taxi driver (hearing either my accent or me bastardizing his language) immediately begins speaking English.

 

We get to our hotel at  six am.  It's pitch dark outside and we're hoping we can get our room early.  As we enter the automatic doors of the quaint hotel, we see what appears to be a fairly happy gentleman. Until he hears me talk. Then he looks annoyed.  However, the guy gives us a room with some explanation of a Different Set which neither of us can understand.  We understand when we enter our rooms and see two tiny single beds.  We don't care.  We fall asleep. Waking up at nine am.  It's still dark.  We sleep until noon.  The sun is out.

 

Day 1

I go out for coffee and come back with two shots of espresso.  We head over to the Eiffel Tower, figuring out the subway in a matter of minutes.  No problem.  When we get there, we're amazed by the long lines.  Beth waits in line while I go to get coffee.  The Eiffel Tower line of hundreds moves slowly while my line of seven doesn't budge.  Everyone is ordering vegetable soup with cheese on top.  What kind of crazy place is this?  Each cup of soup takes at least ten minutes to prepare.  During my time in line, I'm greeted every five minutes by some guy trying to sell me an Eiffel Tower key chain which turns quickly from amusing to annoying.  I finally get another shot of espresso (I ordered a large coffee) get back in line, and soon we are in the Tower.  Now is a pretty good time to mention that it's windy and about twenty degrees at the bottom.  We're going to the second level.  We get to the second level, where (to no surprise) it's freezing and Beth takes cheesy pictures and then we both buy cheesy Eiffel Tower souvenirs.  We then go to a bar located on the first level and drink wine and cocktails to warm us up.  Beth orders a Bacardi and Coke.  She gets a glass with Bacardi in it, a bottle of Coke on the side, and a bendy straw.

After the Eiffel, we go to a taxi stand and get into a taxi headed to the De La Concorde.  We try to communicate to the driver where we want to go and he finally figures it out, confessing that he speaks little English.  It's okay.  We realize now that we speak less French.  We see the Concorde, the Jardin de Tulleries, and then make our way up to the Louve.  It's getting colder outside.  We go to Colette, a store that has books, clothing, a dog, and a cafeteria where everyone is drinking and smoking.   

Next (since it's cold and we're hungry) we go to a café and grab a seat at the bar.  First we ask for a wine list (une vin list sil vous plait?) and the response is a crisp Non!.  Then we ask for an ashtry (un cendrier sil vous plait?) and the response is another crisp Non!  This is followed by an explanation (in French) that also has hand gestures pointing to the floor and we figure out that you're supposed to ash on the floor sil vous plait.  Looking at the menu, Beth realizes that she can't eat because she doesn't know what or how to order.  Instead, she orders two glasses of wine in French.  She does this with no problem.  Eventually, we end up ordering a ham and cheese sandwich which is very basic and very good.

 

We go back to the hotel and prepare for New Year's Eve.  We're planning on going to Harry's New York Bar.  We get a taxi and I somehow communicate to the driver that we want to go near the Arc de Triumph. When we get there, we realize I messed up the bars and don't have the address to Harry's.  I finally find someone who speaks English and she gets us to the address. Harry's is closed, so we end up going to a piano bar for a glass of champagne and then a place called The American Dream Café which looks cheesier than its name and it costs thirty Euros for two drinks (that's thirty Euros for two drinks).  At midnight, we found ourselves at some French wannabee English pub that's playing all Elvis Presley songs.  Beth gets hit on in the unisex bathroom and then later gets a phone number.  When midnight hits, there's no countdown, only some silly string being shot by a drunk French bartender.  After all the excitement, we wander the streets looking for some place to be open, but everything is closed until we find a quaint looking café that has puppies running wild.  We stay there for a while and then call it a night.

 

Day 2

We wake up and it's snowing out.  We're both very angry.  I go out for coffee and come back with two espressos and one cappuccino.  We leave to go find something to eat and then off to the Louvre museum.  Ending up at a café, we order a bottle of wine.  Not much to choose from on the menu, Beth decides on the vegetarian lasagna and I order chicken stuffed with mushrooms.  When the food arrives, Beth is staring at my plate with a look of disgust on her face.  At the time, I thought it may be the most disgusted look ever. Than she looks down at her plate.  For the next couple of minutes, she picks at her lasagna and then takes a bite.  She's gagging from the taste and now she's unleashed the smell of the lasagna.  She's actually gagging at the table.  I can't make this stuff up.  I offer her some of my food and she tells me that my chicken looks like little fetuses.  Beth doesn't eat.   

It's still snowing when we get to the Louvre.  It's giant in size (supposedly the largest in the world) and right away we can tell something is up, because it doesn't look busy.  We check a couple of doors while it slowly gets colder outside.  We're both freezing, so go wait for a taxi at a stand.  While waiting for a taxi, it stops snowing.  It begins to hail. 

 

After another fun direction-filled taxi ride, we are near the Notre Dame Church. In the Latin Quarter, we are walking around the narrow café filled streets, occasionally stopping for wine at various cafe's, looking for food along the way.  I'm raping the French language every time I say something.  We end up at a small café where the door opens in a retarded manner, making for a grand entrance.  Strike one.  We enter and Beth orders to glasses of white wine.  The angry French guy behind the bar decides to come over and give us a five minute lecture on how to order Chardonnay.  Strike two. I understand very little of what he has said (which is probably for the best).  Beth is still hungry, so she orders a croissant (which they don't have) but the kind French waiter offers an alternative that we don't understand (but accept anyway).  He brings over a slice of orange pie.  Beth picks at a little and is still hungry. But hey, it can't get any worse can it?  Beth uses the bathroom and comes back to the table with a horrified look on her face.  All she says is Take A Picture as she slides the camera across the table. I go to the Bathroom and realize it's just a hole.  I take the pictures.  Strike three.  It's time to see the Notre Dame.   

We wait in line in the wind and hail for twenty minutes and as we get close to the entrance a group of tourists cut in front of us, so I point out that this is a sure way to get into hell.  I say this loudly (of course) so that everyone around us can hear.  This is how we enter the chapel. 

Entering the tourist trap chapel, we're in there less than five minutes and Beth drops an F bomb.  She then lights a candle, which seems to even it out.  Then (somewhere in between the annoying tourists and many pictures being taken) two more F bombs are dropped.

 

We exit Nortre Dame and buy souvenirs near by.  I buy a beret.  Next, we get in a taxi and go to Galleries Lafayette.  It's closed, so we're walking around looking for something to do.  We end up in some rundown café that I think is near the Hard Rock Café, but I can't figure out where we are on the map.  After a glass of wine (and Bacardi, Coke, and a bendy for Beth) we leave and try to figure out where we are.  I'm looking back and forth between the map and street signs and Beth finds it.  Right across the street.   

Our waiter at the Hard Rock Cafe is wearing a trench coat and boxers.  At one point while we're ordering, I feel my space has been invaded.  We get our food and Beth eats. 

 

Back at our hotel room, we change rooms and prepare for the Moulin Rouge show. We anticipate this to be one of the highlights of the trip.     

Located in the porn district of Paris, we enter a large building that is filled with Asians.  Since we didn't order dinner, the service lags a bit (to the point that it's non existent). In fact, the service consisted of our waiter dropping off a bottle of champagne (without opening it) and never being seen again.  I worry most of the show about my beret, which I was forced to check with my coat.  The show starts with men and women dressed in silver and dancing.  Not exactly what we're expecting. But then again, it's just the beginning. So let's kick back and see where this goes.

 

The start of the show is okay. Then there are clowns. And then it gets very gay.  Very gay.  Leather, chain, and uncomfortably tight packages gay.  Then there's the whole intermission act scenario.  The first intermission act guy was some daredevil guy who was climbing on wheels and the whole time we didn't know whether to clap or ask someone what he had to do with the show.  Then it got worse.  There was a clown without a suit. And then finally, the ultimate embarrassment.  A ventriloquist with a live dog as part of his act.  At this time, I can't say anymore about this show.  It's just too difficult.   

After the show, we need to cleanse ourselves and (thank god) we find just the thing. An Irish pub.  Maybe the only one in the city.  Hallelujah.  This is perfect.  Amen.  I'm wearing my beret and don't mind the awful music that varies from Michael Jackson to Huey Lewis to random Country artists.  Some Irish guy named Owen is fascinated with a dancing Frosty that is on the bar.  We talk to him and he fills us in on his cocaine riddled past and then takes us over to a bar where the bartender is named Joey John and is from New York.  He's trying to close the bar when we approach, but somehow we end up doing shots while Joey John tells us why there are so many Tony's in New York (they got TO NY stamped on their foreheads when the moved to America from Italy) and how the Long Island Iced Tea was invented (annoying Long Island girls who couldn't make up their mind what they wanted to drink).  We get back to our hotel sometime around three.

 

Day 3

I'm on no sleep when I go out for coffee in the morning.  I come back with two cappuccinos, two waters, and mini-croissants.  Beth tries on four pair of pants, then we go to the train station and buy tickets to Brussels, Belgium.  We take a super fast train to Brussels while looking at a map, trying to figure out where the pissing boy statue (Mannekan Pis) is located in the city.     

When we arrive ninety minutes later, it's freezing cold.  The locals are all walking around with unbuttoned light jackets.  We gaze at some castles and then go to a restaurant with a fire place where Beth orders apple pie.  The apple pie is terrible and now she is ready to pass out because she is so hungry.  I'm also starving and ready to eat anything.  We find an Italian restaurant and each order a pizza.  Beth eats.  Next, we wander through some very cool streets full of restaurants and pubs (most with fireplaces inside).  We get to Mannekan Pis and can't believe how small the statue is.   We buy souvenirs (postcards, a shirt for Beth, and book of Mannekan Pis pictures for me) and then wander the streets, stumbling upon the oldest bar in Belgium.  Eighties music was playing (go figure).  In an Irish Pub, we drink cider and enjoy the non-French speaking folk around us.  We both sleep on the train ride back.

 

That night is Crazy Horse Night.  Very exciting.  Not sure what to expect other than Elegant Nude Dancing.  Very exciting.  We get there and we plan on going to the bar, because we don't have tickets.  The place is packed with people waiting to go to the bar, and it looks like trouble, to say the least.  We end up taking a chapter out of our Nortre Dame experience and cut in line.  We get placed at the bar, front and center.  Sweet.  The show is great, with individual nude dancers using props like poles, giant rings, and chairs.  Also, the girls all come out and introduce themselves.  They speak French and we have no idea what they're saying, but it's a great time.  One was named Lasso Calypso.  Enough said.  The one drawback was (again) the stupid intermission acts.  I couldn't watch this time.  There was a guy shooting ping pong balls out of his mouth.  Once again, the crowd seemed to love this more than the actual show.  What kind of crazy place is this?  The other strange thing was that the show ended with no ending.  One minute there was dancing. The next, nothing.   

The night ends at a café where everyone is standing at the bar like a roulette table in Vegas.  The bartender controls the lock on the door from behind the bar.  Whenever anyone wants to leave, they have to get him to hit the switch to unlock the door.

 

Day 4

I go out for coffee and come back with two cappuccinos, croissants, and orange juice.  Sounds a lot better than it actually is.   

The Louvre is open, so we go and see the Mona Lisa.  It's smaller than we expected, it's behind two windows of glass, and there's a guy jumping in front every time an Asian tries to take a picture.  Walking through statues on our way to the Venus de Milo, Beth wonders out loud if there's someone who breaks off penis's from statues and collects them.  We see the Venus de Milo and then it's off to the Medieval section, because I think this might be cool to see.  It turns out to be an old wall of brick from an old, no longer existing castle.  Beth takes a picture to remind me how cool it wasn't.

 

Back in a taxi and back by the Notre Dame, we find more cold weather, more café's, and more bendy straws.  And more wine.  We find a pizzeria where we get seated in the basement.  Beth eats.  A local man is seated next to me. I purposely ignore him.  Beth tells me later that at one point it looked like he was going to stab me with a knife.   

At Galleries Lafayette, Beth buys silver shoes and then we go to Willi's wine bar, where the bartender has his nose in a glass of wine for an uncomfortable amount of time.

 

Later that evening, we get into a taxi and ask him to take us to a street where a place called the Buddha Bar is located.  He says the street is right next to us, so we get, walk around, look at the map, and realize it's not.  We go back to the taxi stand where the same driver is sitting, get into his car, and have him take us there.  It's over a mile away, costs three euros, and he charges me five.  Inside the bar, there are angry bartenders (at this point, I'm assuming that's the only way they make them) a giant Buddha, and a woman who is constantly bumping Beth with her purse.  This may not sound like much fun to the average person, but to me this is the Super Bowl Of Entertainment.   

After Buddha, it's off to the Eiffel Tower on last time.  The lights are lit and flashing on the tower (this happens the first ten minutes of every hour) and it's really the perfect picture opportunity.  Unfortunately, the taxi driver takes ten minutes to count out euro cents and the lights stop flashing as we exit the taxi.  We take a couple of pictures and then go look for an open café, but find nothing in the area.  Half an hour later, we find a cab and head to a café near our hotel, where the waiter stops us as we walk in.  He wants to know what we want and we explain that we just want to have a couple of drinks.  He warns us that each glass of wine will cost five euros.  The waiter hates us and removes the table cloth from our table.  We are the only table without a table cloth.  At this point it's all comical.

 

Day 5

It's six a.m. when we get our wake up call (the only wake call in the hotel, I saw the list).  We take a taxi to the airport and try to find where to check in.  It's a huge airport and half of it appears to be Air France.  Finally we find out that there's a separate line for New York passengers.  We check-in, go through security (another separate line for New York passengers) and look for food.  It's still all French food.  No McDonalds. No nothing.  I eat a stale ham and cheese sandwich.  Beth can't eat.     

We line up to board our flight and something is up.  Everyone ends up getting checked and this takes two additional hours.  Everyone just waits in the skyway as each person is patted down and checked.  I have two umbrellas in my bag which take five minutes to examine.  Something was up.

 

The plane ride is a blur.  A lot of sleep and a lot of bad French food.  Eight hours later (felt like eight days) we arrive in Newark, New Jersey and are greeted by US Marshals, strapped with AK-47s. They are checking passports as we step off the plane.  Welcome home.   

We wait an hour for a taxi, get the only driver in New York who has never driven through Times Square (or Manhattan for that matter).  He drives, lost and timid.  It takes over an hour to get home.  We're totally exhausted when we walk in the door.

 

I go get food from Olive Garden. Beth gets soda from the Asian guy on the corner. We eat. And then we sleep it off.

 

Disaffected tourists idle through the streets and bars of Paris and Dublin.  Office workers suspect each other of stealing cocaine at the Christmas party.  Human Resource officers interview the stripper they frequent for a position in the firm (or at least they think it's that stripper).  Pickpockets get pick-pocketed.  Nobodies stage emergencies to save the day.  Mediocre porn stars murder their co-stars to increase DVD rentals.  Executives drop Ecstasy during the board meeting and realize their affection for the touch of their supervisor's shirt.  Comics drop shrooms in the restaurant's sauce to get laughs from even the toughest of Monday night crowds.

 

 

Jerk offs, ex-cons, new cons, pranksters, one hit wonders, and homeless entrepreneurs are the EMOTIONLESS SOULS that populate the twenty stories in this collection by David S. Grant (author of Corporate Porn and The Last Breakfast).

 

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NEW SHORT STORY: This is the Story of The Hurricane - 11/9/2012 3:30:00 AM

Swedish Invasion (The Rockstar Ramblings) - 11/9/2012 3:26:00 AM

NBA 2012: 5 Predictions and 5 Surprises - 11/9/2012 3:24:00 AM

Review of Lust Boys Tall Glasses and Short Skirts - 11/4/2012 9:42:00 AM

Interview with Kaleido in Mancave Playbabes - 11/4/2012 9:39:00 AM

NBA Power Rankings (Pre-Season/Week of Nov 5) - 11/4/2012 9:35:00 AM

Sunday Old School: Warrant - 10/28/2012 1:39:00 AM

Review: Black Tora's 'Raise Your Fists' - 10/26/2012 5:57:00 PM

SCARY MOVIE: The Lost Art of The Horror Film - 10/26/2012 5:54:00 PM

The Legacy of David Stern - 10/26/2012 5:50:00 PM

Guns N' Roses Appetite For Democracy - 10/26/2012 5:40:00 PM

NBA 2012-13 Preview: The over/unders - 10/26/2012 5:36:00 PM

Rock Video Review - 10/20/2012 1:48:00 PM

NBA 2012-13: 10 Burning Questions - 10/20/2012 1:45:00 PM

Review of Reverse Grip's Hunger For Chaos - 10/16/2012 4:09:00 PM

HELLO BROOKLYN NETS! - 10/16/2012 4:05:00 PM

NFL Checkpoint: Fantasy Island - 10/16/2012 4:02:00 PM

NBA 2012-13 PREVIEW - 10/12/2012 4:41:00 PM

New Issue of Chaotic Riffs now available - 10/12/2012 4:35:00 PM

Six Feet Under with Kissin' Dynamite - 10/12/2012 4:30:00 PM

From Slash Till Dawn - 10/12/2012 4:27:00 PM

Sunday Old School: Great White - 9/30/2012 5:14:00 AM

The Rockstar Ramblings: Rockin' with Dokken - 9/28/2012 5:52:00 PM

New Issue of Mancave Playbabes is here! - 9/28/2012 5:49:00 PM

Literary Flashback: Bret Easton Ellis - 9/28/2012 5:45:00 PM

NFL Checkpoint: The Surprises - 9/28/2012 5:40:00 PM

ROCK OF AGES: 80's Flashback - 9/15/2012 12:42:00 PM

Leather and Boots: The Rockstar Ramblings - 9/15/2012 12:38:00 PM

Sunday Old School: BulletBoys - 8/26/2012 3:41:00 AM

HBO Girls - Mancave Playbabes - 8/26/2012 3:38:00 AM

Rockstar Ramblings: Hessler Reality TV - 8/26/2012 3:32:00 AM

The Hologram Conundrum - Mancave Playbabes - 8/26/2012 3:29:00 AM

Let's Cast Bret Michaels Movie - 8/17/2012 5:16:00 PM

ALL IN: The Return of Online Poker - 8/11/2012 5:38:00 PM

A Video Diary - 8/11/2012 5:31:00 PM

FREE CHAOTIC RIFFS MAGAZINE - 8/7/2012 3:44:00 PM

NFL Preview: The Sneaky Favorites - 8/2/2012 5:22:00 PM

Mancave Playbabes Magazine - 8/1/2012 4:18:00 PM

Sunday Old School: Faster Pussycat - 7/29/2012 4:39:00 AM

Raise Your Fists! - 7/29/2012 4:34:00 AM

Sisters Doll - a video review - 7/21/2012 2:47:00 PM

NFL Preview: The Enigmas - 7/21/2012 2:44:00 PM

New Aerosmith and The Last Vegas' Evil Eyes - 7/21/2012 2:40:00 PM

Does Howard Stern got Talent? - 7/8/2012 4:23:00 AM

NYC Sex Slaves Cool Ride - 7/8/2012 4:19:00 AM

GAMING: Coming This Fall - 7/8/2012 4:17:00 AM

Sunday Old School: BRITNY FOX - 6/24/2012 4:18:00 AM

The Unibrow: A History of NBA Cranium Accessories - 6/23/2012 7:21:00 AM

MetalUnderground: Friday Video Reviews - 6/23/2012 7:18:00 AM

REVIEW: The Dirty Pearls 'Whether You Like It Or Not' - 6/18/2012 4:29:00 PM

Bret Michaels is BACK - 6/15/2012 12:47:00 PM

The NBA Finals: Observations and Ramblings - 6/11/2012 5:33:00 PM

The Jaded Life of Max Payne - 6/11/2012 5:30:00 PM

The Bonnaroo Festival - 6/11/2012 5:27:00 PM

Just Like Charlie Sheen - 6/11/2012 5:24:00 PM

Chaotic Riffs Magazine Now Available - 6/1/2012 3:14:00 PM

ROCKSTAR RAMBLINGS: Videos From Hell - 6/1/2012 3:09:00 PM

PLAYOFF MAGIC! A look at Michael Jordan's Greatest Playoff Moments. - 6/1/2012 3:06:00 PM

Grand Theft Auto: A History of Hookers, Drugs, and Controversy - 5/26/2012 5:56:00 AM

iPad Games to Download Today! - 5/25/2012 10:42:00 AM

The NBA Ramblings - 5/25/2012 10:38:00 AM

Rockstar Ramblings: Circle of Life - 5/25/2012 10:34:00 AM

Celebrity Crazy Watch: Axl vs. Courtney - 5/11/2012 12:47:00 AM

Dee Snider Does Broadway - 5/11/2012 12:43:00 AM

Books Are Cool reviews Blood: The New Red - 5/8/2012 1:58:00 PM

Beastie Boys Revisited - 5/5/2012 9:09:00 AM

new Interview at Murder, Suspense, and Musings - 5/4/2012 2:19:00 AM

The NBA Ramblings: BLOWOUT Tale of the Tape (Knicks vs. Heat) - 4/30/2012 3:23:00 PM

Sunday Old School: Ugly Kid Joe - 4/29/2012 3:26:00 AM

Guest Blog Post at The Golden Pen Review - 4/26/2012 1:46:00 PM

Californication: See Hank Drink - 4/22/2012 5:17:00 PM

PARIS: A Travel Narrative - 4/22/2012 5:06:00 PM

Where To Find The Inspiration to Write! - 4/22/2012 4:57:00 PM

A Book and a Chat - 4/19/2012 4:20:00 PM

Suggestions for dealing with a bad review! - 4/18/2012 3:20:00 PM

How To Avoid The Rejection Blues - 4/16/2012 1:56:00 PM

CHINESE DEMOCRACY revisited - 4/16/2012 1:49:00 PM

NYC Deviants! Drugs & Rock n' Roll! Interview with David S. Grant - 4/15/2012 7:11:00 AM

The Rockstar Ramblings: Vince Neil opens a Strip Club - 4/13/2012 2:17:00 AM

new INTERVIEW and book GIVEAWAY - 4/12/2012 1:32:00 PM

Review of Blood: The New Red - 4/11/2012 1:51:00 PM

The Flush , my new Guest Blog Post - 4/6/2012 5:09:00 PM

Exploring the Dark Side of Fiction - 4/5/2012 2:08:00 PM

New Interview for Blood: The New Red - 4/4/2012 2:16:00 PM

New Issue of Chaotic Riffs Magazine now available - 3/30/2012 10:31:00 AM

The Author's Life spotlights BLOOD: The New Red - 3/30/2012 10:10:00 AM

New Interview at Writing Innovations - 3/27/2012 2:04:00 PM

Sunday Old School: Jackyl - 3/25/2012 5:14:00 AM

Free Excerpt from BLOOD: The New Red - 3/23/2012 3:57:00 PM

BLOOD: The New Red spotlight at The Book Connection - 3/23/2012 3:53:00 PM

The Story Behind The Book: BLOOD: The New Red - 3/22/2012 1:29:00 PM

My Dinner with Charles Bukowski - 3/20/2012 2:17:00 PM

Book Spotlight at The Writers Life - 3/20/2012 2:13:00 PM

Why Read Fiction? ...a guest post - 3/19/2012 3:37:00 PM

The Rockstar Ramblings: Sister Act - 3/17/2012 3:41:00 AM

David S. Grant guest blog at Lori's Reading Corner - 3/16/2012 12:35:00 PM

David S. Grant interviews Mickey - 3/16/2012 12:31:00 PM

David S. Grant interviews Electric Black Horse front man, Michael Pate - 3/15/2012 1:42:00 PM

New Interview at Beyond The Books - 3/15/2012 1:15:00 PM

Book Spotlight at HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP - 3/14/2012 3:44:00 PM

Author David S. Grant guest blog at Hollywood Gossip - 3/14/2012 3:41:00 PM

New Interview at The Examiner - 3/13/2012 4:07:00 PM

Mickey stops by Literal Exposure - 3/12/2012 2:12:00 PM

FREE Novel: Corporate Porn - 3/10/2012 9:00:00 AM

FREE novel: Bleach|Blackout - 3/10/2012 8:54:00 AM

New Interview at Blogcritics.com - 3/9/2012 2:25:00 PM

Literarily Speaking: The Inspiration behind BLOOD: The New Red - 3/8/2012 2:35:00 PM

New York State of Mind - 3/7/2012 5:02:00 PM

New Interview at As The Pages Turn - 3/6/2012 2:41:00 PM

New Interview and Book Giveaway at Cafe of Dreams - 3/5/2012 2:44:00 PM

BLISS is FREE today! - 3/3/2012 7:56:00 AM

Fear, Loathing, and Red Stripes - 2/23/2012 3:03:00 PM

REVIEW: Guns N' Roses return to The Ritz - 2/16/2012 2:54:00 PM

Rock Star Mad Men - 2/10/2012 3:51:00 AM

Steel Panther Poster Ban - 2/3/2012 3:38:00 AM

Sunday Old School: Hanoi Rocks - 1/29/2012 5:53:00 AM

New Issue of Chaotic Riffs Magazine now available - 1/27/2012 4:12:00 PM

The Van Halen Top 5 - 1/13/2012 2:25:00 PM

The Rockstar Ramblings - 1/6/2012 3:19:00 PM

BLOOD: The New Red Kindle version - 1/4/2012 5:18:00 PM

The Guns N' Roses Top 25 - 12/30/2011 4:12:00 AM

Interview with REVERSE GRIP - 12/27/2011 2:41:00 PM

Fear and Loathing through Amsterdam - 12/27/2011 2:37:00 PM

The Check-In/Check-Out Diaries: Atlantic City - 12/16/2011 4:09:00 AM

NYC Rock and Roll Food Drive - 12/11/2011 8:07:00 AM

The Motley Crue Top 25 - 12/9/2011 4:07:00 PM

Travel Narrative: Florence, Tuscany, Pisa - 12/3/2011 5:40:00 AM

Reverse Grip's Nasty Reputation - 12/3/2011 5:26:00 AM

Sunday Old School: L.A. Guns - 11/27/2011 2:40:00 PM

New Issue of Chaotic Riffs Magazine now available - 11/25/2011 1:04:00 PM

Talk Dirty To Me - 11/25/2011 6:48:00 AM

Mickey's BLOOD: The New Red Pre-Order Party - 11/15/2011 3:33:00 PM

BOOK REVIEW: Duff McKagan's IT'S SO EASY: AND OTHER LIES - 11/14/2011 3:28:00 PM

ROAD REPORT: Vince Neil's 11/11/11 Atlantic City Show - 11/14/2011 3:10:00 PM

The Wine Diaries .PDF now available - 11/13/2011 6:16:00 AM

BLOOD: The New Red is now available - 11/12/2011 2:14:00 PM

The Last Vegas - 11/12/2011 12:08:00 PM

The Wine Diaries - 11/5/2011 8:56:00 AM

Sunday Old School DOKKEN - 10/30/2011 5:37:00 AM

Video Heaven - 10/28/2011 12:22:00 PM

The California Wine Country Narrative WITH Inspired Fiction - 10/27/2011 2:50:00 PM

A Classic Video Battle - 10/23/2011 7:10:00 AM

Venice Travel with Inspired Fiction - 10/23/2011 7:04:00 AM

The CT Wine Trail Travel Story - 10/14/2011 12:57:00 PM

Banned by MTV! - 10/14/2011 2:51:00 AM

PISA: Travel Narrative and Inspired Fiction - 10/9/2011 7:13:00 AM

Review of Hollywood Ending - 10/4/2011 1:42:00 PM

Interview at Nights and Weekends - 10/3/2011 4:49:00 PM

The Trifecta - 9/30/2011 2:43:00 AM

New LIVE WIRE column in Chaotic Riffs - 9/27/2011 1:48:00 PM

Sunday Old School: Poison - 9/25/2011 5:07:00 AM

New York Hudson Valley Travel Narrative - 9/24/2011 6:12:00 AM

Down & Dirty - 9/23/2011 3:24:00 AM

Tuscany: A Travel Narrative with Inspired Fiction - 9/17/2011 7:38:00 AM

Duff McKagan, Writer - 9/16/2011 2:41:00 AM

Interview with The Dirty Pearls - 9/14/2011 1:49:00 PM

Venice, Italy: the check-in/check-out diary - 9/5/2011 7:50:00 AM

Reivew of Big Foot - 9/2/2011 2:45:00 AM

Sunday Old School: Cinderella - 8/28/2011 4:40:00 AM

The Guns N' Roses Trilogy - 8/26/2011 2:59:00 AM

Roaming through Rome - 8/25/2011 3:13:00 PM

Remembering Jani Lane - 8/19/2011 3:02:00 AM

Bon Jovi - Unauthorized 80's - 8/17/2011 12:36:00 AM

The Bach is Back - 8/12/2011 10:45:00 AM

The Rockstar Ramblings: Guns N' Corn - 8/5/2011 2:09:00 PM

The Check-In/Check-Out Diary: Venice, Italy - 8/5/2011 2:03:00 PM

New column in current issue of Chaotic Riffs - 8/2/2011 2:22:00 PM

1986 M/F/K - 8/1/2011 2:38:00 PM

Interview from Sri Lanka's Sunday Observer - 8/1/2011 2:29:00 PM

The Rockstar Ramblings - 7/24/2011 10:10:00 AM

Review of Who's Coming Back to Who (The Dirty Pearls) - 7/15/2011 1:04:00 PM

The Check-In/Check-Out Diaries: Florence, Italy - 7/9/2011 5:00:00 AM

The Italia Diary, a Travel Narrative with Inspired Fiction - 7/8/2011 1:58:00 PM

Tourist Travel: The Dublin Trip (part I) - 7/8/2011 11:42:00 AM

The Check-In/Check-Out Diaries: Fire Island - 7/8/2011 11:34:00 AM

The Rockstar Ramblings returns - 7/8/2011 10:47:00 AM

New Blog: The Random 5 - 7/7/2011 6:33:00 PM

Unauthorized 80's: David Lee Roth - 7/4/2011 7:54:00 AM

Sunday Old School: Skid Row - 6/26/2011 10:34:00 AM

TravelMag's Madrid: The hangover begins - 6/20/2011 2:41:00 PM

Rome, The Italia Diary - 6/17/2011 1:16:00 PM

Unauthorized 80's Twisted Sister - 6/12/2011 3:31:00 PM

The Check-In/Check-Out Diaries: Amsterdam - 6/7/2011 3:34:00 PM

Sunday Old School: Ratt - 6/6/2011 5:55:00 PM

New Year's in Dublin @TravelMag - 5/24/2011 2:58:00 PM

The Chaotic Riffs Magazine Review - 5/22/2011 4:41:00 PM

Mickey Rocks! - 5/21/2011 10:12:00 AM

The Check-In/Check-Out Diaries - 5/21/2011 9:59:00 AM

Rock Stars eBook now available - 4/22/2011 4:42:00 PM

The Rock Star Ramblings - 4/16/2011 5:37:00 AM

Jamaica: Fear, Loathing, and Red Stripes - 4/4/2011 4:54:00 PM

Unauthorized 80's : Skid Row - 4/4/2011 2:50:00 PM

New Short: Open Door Policy - 4/1/2011 1:40:00 PM

You're Dead and I Killed You Nominated for Best Anthology - 3/31/2011 2:58:00 PM

Sunday Old School: Twisted Sister - 3/27/2011 5:43:00 AM

The Rockstar Ramblings - 3/18/2011 3:30:00 PM

Unauthorized 80's: Motley Crue - 3/4/2011 3:58:00 PM

Bliss now available via Kindle - 3/3/2011 3:05:00 PM

Bliss, a novella - 3/2/2011 3:15:00 PM

Rockstar Ramblings Are Back! - 2/26/2011 5:38:00 AM

Unauthorized 80's: W.A.S.P. - 2/16/2011 2:54:00 PM

Speaking of Rock Stars... - 2/12/2011 5:23:00 AM

The Ozzy Bowl - 2/5/2011 6:48:00 AM

Unauthorized 80's: Poison - 2/3/2011 3:14:00 PM

Sunday Old School: Motley Crue - 1/29/2011 8:11:00 PM

What if Van Halen never splits and more... - 1/27/2011 3:14:00 PM

The Ramblings American Idol and Glee Edition - 1/20/2011 3:36:00 PM

New Travel Website - 1/15/2011 6:37:00 PM

The Rockstar Ramblings - 1/13/2011 5:50:00 PM

Review of Youre Dead and I Killed You - 1/8/2011 11:43:00 AM

Rock Stars Re-Released! - 1/5/2011 6:32:00 PM

New Year's Resolutions - 1/1/2011 5:20:00 PM

Presenting You're Dead and I Killed You - 12/12/2010 8:41:00 AM

The Rockstar Rambings - 11/18/2010 4:02:00 PM

An 80's Video Marathon - 11/14/2010 8:32:00 AM

Slash (Velvet Revolver, ex-Guns N Roses) gets Slashed - 11/4/2010 4:34:00 PM

NEW Led Zeppelin book - LZ-75 - 11/1/2010 4:52:00 PM

The Rockstar Ramblings - 10/21/2010 3:47:00 PM

Bret Michaels Life As I Know It - 10/20/2010 2:20:00 PM

Dr. Ozzy Strikes Again - 10/9/2010 5:17:00 AM

The Rockstar Ramblings - 9/25/2010 6:16:00 AM

New Column at Metal Underground - 9/18/2010 10:27:00 AM

Growing Up Twisted Episode VI - 8/22/2010 2:23:00 PM

New Rockstar Ramblings Available NOW! - 7/31/2010 1:25:00 PM

Growing Up Twisted - 7/31/2010 1:16:00 PM

LOST SOULS now available (free copies) - 5/18/2010 6:59:00 AM

Rock Stars Reviews - 5/3/2010 2:41:00 PM

The 5 Star Review of Rock Stars - 4/27/2010 4:00:00 PM

Rock Stars Reviewed at The Cajun Book Lady - 4/23/2010 9:15:00 AM

Rock Stars FOUR Star Review at Cafe of Dreams - 4/21/2010 3:01:00 AM

Rock Stars Review at Acting Balanced - 4/15/2010 6:20:00 PM

Rock Stars Review at Confessions of an Overworked Mom - 4/13/2010 12:56:00 PM

Rock Stars on tour - 4/9/2010 9:37:00 AM

5 Star Review of Rock Stars at The Book Connection - 4/6/2010 1:28:00 PM

Excerpt from Rock Stars - 3/1/2010 11:34:00 AM

The Rockstar Ramblings: Cranium Accessories Hall of Fame - 2/19/2010 4:11:00 AM

Rock Stars REVIEW - 1/17/2010 9:42:00 AM

Happy Hour Now Available - 1/13/2010 3:12:00 PM

Rock Stars Now Available - 12/10/2009 3:25:00 PM

Hollywood Ending: Lights, Camera, Action - Reality Star - 3/23/2009 3:45:00 PM

Short Story Collection Lost Souls now available. - 1/9/2009 4:17:00 PM

Pop Syndicate Review of Bleach|Blackout - 9/15/2008 5:23:00 PM

New Novel by David S. Grant, Bleach|Blackout now available. - 9/5/2008 6:57:00 PM

Emotionless Souls and The Last Breakfast now available. - 4/5/2008 7:15:00 PM

Bleach & Blackout now available for pre-order - 3/12/2008 4:59:00 PM

Excerpt from The Last Breakfast - 2/24/2008 3:17:00 PM



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