Announcing a new service!!

Since corporations are now considered persons, this means as individuals they are subject to the same liabilities as real people. One of those liabilities is the risk of the another's curse. Traditionally, many have expressed their anger at another person by the ancient tradition of cursing them. All cultures have a variant of the curse. Arabic curses and voodoo curses are a few examples.

Cursive Curses offers a new service for aggrieved individuals; we will write out a curse for you to deliver to the bank, insurance company, utility, etc of your choice. Below is a listing of services you may use.

Imagine the surprised look on the face of your bank loan officer when on a Monday morning you deposit a plastic model of the bank with 100 pins stuck in it and announce in a loud voice to the lobby a curse such as the following:

May ten-thousand regulators descend on your front, lobby; may 5000 dogs defecate at your front door thus demonstrating the quality of your services. May your voice mail system crash and you be forced to use real people to answer your phones; may your CEO be drawn and quartered.

Imagine instead of 1000 depositors, in the front lobby, the bank has 1000 cursers. Or even better, imagine a rally of 5000 people on the streets fronting the bank cursing through a microphone or even a mic check.

Our prices and services:

$25.00 Individualized cursive curse hand scripted on parchment.

$50.00 Individualized curse as above with a hand-produced clay model of the bank or corporation. (note: each pin costs $.25)

$75.00 Same as the $50 value but a plastic model for permanent use.

$100.00 Same as the $75.00 value but hand-delivered by one of our couriers.

Call Cursive cursors today! 1-800-CURSIVE. Don’t wait. Get justice now. Visit CursiveCursers.com for more info.