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Newsletter Dated: 12/8/2003 7:43:38 PM
Subject: Ho-Ho-Ho!!! Who you callin' a Ho?
Moi here. Well Happy Holidays!
Can you believe it? Another year bites the dust!
And this...this is your Suarez Report for this year, no fancy newsletter, no sirree, no time to write it. No time to put up the lights in the yard, no Christmas tree this year, no presents to wrap (everyone wants cash or gift certificates!). What's up with that?
But hey, this elf is still jolly, belly still shakin like a bowl full of something....and I just wanted to take the time to wish you and yours the BEST Christmas ever and a fantabulous 2004!
I hope your panty hose will be overflowing with presents! I am forfeiting presents this year for a trip to California for a week starting the day after Christmas! This trip - I want to see the stars! So get out the maps and the cameras...I'm in quest of trying to see Jay Leno and a few others, maybe do some screenplay plugging, who knows. What I won't be doing this trip?! No trips to Tijuana, Mexico - Been there, done that! No being stupid enough to get on a ski lift and ride up to Mount Baldy and jump off wearing slick tennis shoes when I get to the top. Not doing it!
Not standing like a tourist having my picture taken in front of Snoop Dog's house near his trash cans just because he lives near my mom and dad-in-law - Nope he moved the Dog Pound anyway. I'm NOT going to Jack in the Box while I'm out there! (YUK) What I am planning on doing is heading back to Hollywood, trolling Rodeo Drive, lying down on stars at Grummond's Chinese and on the Hollywood Stars of Fame, having fun, shopping and going to the Ontario Mall (FANTABULOUS!) Trying to twist Tom's arm to take me and Mike to Disneyland....now I'm getting my Christmas spirit back!
Anyway, I hope you have time to do all you have to do!
Wrap, shop, party, drink, sleep and enjoy!
Here's a toast to 2004! God bless us everyone! Never stop dreaming - They can and will come true!
Love to you all close, far and International friends as well!
Your Fav Starvin Christmas Author,
Caryn aka Countessa, aka Yvette, aka Cruella
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!