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Sage Sweetwater extends a Newsletter Invitation to her friends and fans. Only available exclusively on Authors Den. Newsletter Dated: 8/26/2007 3:19:12 PMSubject: Old Spice & a Full Triangle Sail of Pubic Hair From the desk of Sage Sweetwater, this month's newsletter has a scent to it - of course, it has been lightly, but potently splashed with that favorite of Sage Sweetwater's old-day fragrance in that crock bottle with the ship. Yep, that's the one - OLD SPICE! I am going to set it right - OLD SPICE was originally made for women! That's right! The first OLD SPICE product was initially released for women - a fragrance called EARLY AMERICAN for women, introduced in 1937! Same ingredients. Discontinued. It was followed by OLD SPICE for men in 1938. Old Spice products were manufactured by the Shulton Company that was founded in 1934 by William Lightfoot Schultz. The nautical theme of colonial ships are still used for the trademark. Thus, sailing ships, in particular colonial sailing ships, were used as a trademark. Through continuous use and advertising, the various ships have become a valuable trademark identifying the Old Spice product for men.
The original ships used on the packaging were the Grand Turk and the Friendship. Other ships used on the Old Spice packaging include the Wesley, Salem, Brimingham and Hamilton. The Clipper ship was replaced by the Sailboat/Yacht logo on the fragrance bottles in February 1992.
In the movie Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace is shown shaving her pubic hair with an Old Spice shaving kit while the soundtrack plays a sea shanty. Sage Sweetwater, Old-spice-wearing-lipstick-lesbian adores the pubic-navel-elbow-kiss-me-on-that-sensuous-spot-behind-the-ear-passionate OLD SPICE FEMME orgasm! What's not to love about cumming with OLD SPICE! And...speaking of OLD SPICE inspired erotica, Sage Sweetwater has written an OLD SPICE inspired erotic lesbian-themed story on an artistic wave (RATED R ADULT CREATIVE EXPRESSION), which further inspires a full triangular sail of pubic hair! Billowy smell of fluff on the high seas, historical century Sweetwater prose pictorial imagery in the lesbian genre.
Sage Sweetwater's Lesbian Erotica: The Sailmaker's Loft http://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewshortstory.asp?id=28697
Sage Sweetwater has dedicated a chapter to fragrance, THE PERFUME DIARIES in her next novel which will be her fourth issued lesbian pulp fiction dime store novel, DOMINGA RIO OF CUERO in 2008.
MUSTENGO™, is the Sweetwater-invented wild mustang signature perfume distilled by centuries-old method from the clear water in Cuero Creek, in this novel. The character, Consuelo is Dominga Rio's fragrance mentor. Dominga wants Consuelo to design her a fragrance sexed with patchouli! Who doesn't!! This will be a pheromone fragrance. Ever heard of SB-74? Well - it's a chemical odor put into certain perfumes which contain plant extracts that can distribute pheromones by passing them through physical contact such as kissing and sexual contact. SB-74 enhances inter-personal feelings, increases cuddling, kissing, affection, and sociability. Hint: women go wild, unaware other women are wearing SB-74. This is very true. "If paparazzi pictures are to be believed, Dominga Rio's breasts are a powerful aphrodisiac for women gone wild over pheromones!"
On her Professional Entertainment website, Nextcat, Sage Sweetwater is advertising for endorsements for a perfume maker to produce, decant, and market SWEETWATER™, Sage Sweetwater's signature fragrance....Truth - licorice and baby powder enhance vaginal blood flow to the point of a hot need to orgasm!
Until next time dear readers, have a fragrant life - let those fragrances meld into your spiritual well-being - the tricks of my trade - I take breaks. The nose can go blind. I take a walk in fresh air. I fantasize. Heavy breathing clears the nose. I sniff coffee beans!
Oh Yes! OLD SPICE, sting me!
~~~~~Sage Sweetwater, firebrand lesbian novelist~~~~
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