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Because He Was a Manatee
by +Steven Curtis Lance

Monday, May 14, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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A manatee got mad at me
Because I smoked his grass
His vanity offended thus he kicked my ass

But gently though because he was a manatee



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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 6/15/2012
LOL!!! Stop messin' with that manatee!!

Jane Noponen Perinacci



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