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Swedish Honey Drone
by Patrick A Granfors
Saturday, October 03, 2009
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To spit or not to spit


The dark one hovered above my bed

Bloodied fangs dripping new success

The dogs howled out in pure distress

I coaxed their calm, no fear I said

 

Edvard’s invite arrived by night

Not by postman’s daily flight

Red eyed demon’s sulfur stink

Made me chuckle, made me think

 

The host has hands that are clearly full

To rosy pork BBQ I say bull

The meatballs you save may be your own

The dual queen bees will seek their drone

 

And when they find that he is torn

Between the loyalties of their throne

He’ll wish that he was on the spit

And not someone of lesser wit

 

 

Invitation accepted

 

 

Copyright 2009 Patrick Granfors

 




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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 10/5/2009
Haha! Loved it!

Anna
Reviewed by richard cederberg 10/4/2009
It promises to be a night of the unexpected and the arcane
and I'm sure the carousing will reach a fever pitch
as all the invitees clamor for the throne.
Good poem
Reviewed by Ray { Not a Poet } 10/4/2009
Pork BBQ ? Yes I'm off the hook, although I will be keeping an eye on Tiger Lily and her witches kettle
See you at the party, I'll be the one with my back to the wall :)
Great write, I enjoyed
The Buzzard
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 10/4/2009
LOL, Patrick, well done! My favorite line is the second (bloodied fangs dripping new success).

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/4/2009
The meatballs you save may be your own,
The dual queen bees will seek their drone

My money's on Dear Old Ma - she's been tellin old Brother Edvard what to do for centuries now!!



Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/4/2009
BBQ á la Sweden, small bright embers, no smoke, iron grill with barbed spikes, a witches brew hot grilling sauce and a sharp poke to make the rosy sucking pig to squirm, a apple thrust on its throat will keep muffled any disgusting squeals.
Will be served to our honor guests the Cannibal Zombies from Haiti.

Commanded by

EDvard, Lord Nosferatus Incubus
Dark Castle & BBQ
Sweden

Reviewed by E T Waldron 10/3/2009
very nice acceptance Patrick,look for me as an angel;-) Tiger Lily
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